Park Review #392

Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!

COVES -
ELMWOOD GATEWAY

201 Wharncliffe Road South,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Sketchiness!!
Real close to rollycar roads!!
Next to rollycar parking rodeo too!!
Sorta cool walkingtrails are close!!
Butt those walkingtrails are sketchy!!
Coves is a big 'ol puddlepond!!
There area bunch of parks 'round it!!

Okeedoke, guys!! Here is the dealio... the "COVES" is a pretty big puddlepond shaped sorta like a shoe for a horseperson. Yes. Plus there are a bunch of parks alla 'round it. Thing is, alla these parks are pretty sketchy. Truestory. Sketchy McSketcherson bigtimes. This one is too.

This park is sorta like the doorway park for a whole 'nother park further back!! Yup!! This one is right next to sooperbusy rollycar roads, so for that reason, it is not so hot. It has lotsa leafytrees plus there is even some grassycarpet too, but mostly it is just a sketchy chunk of place next to a rollycar parking rodeo. I am not even joshing. Plus basically nobuddy goes here onna 'count of alla the sketchiness. Yup.

Even if you go further back to the next park that is called COVES - OPEN SPACE, it is waymorecooler, butt still pretty sketchy. Lotsatimes there will be trishytrash littlerbits allover everywheres, plus lotsa puppy poo that goober Mums plus Pops don't pick up. I KNOW!!
So... don't come to this park, guys. Or even the other COVES parks ('cept for COVES LOOKOUT, that one is pretty cool) 'cuz they are all pretty much soopersketchy!! Sorry park!!