Hi guys!! 😊 😊 😊
Now is the times for another sooperfun episode of...
WACKY FACTS ABOUT DOGS
with ARCHIE BRINDLETON!
This episode is alla 'bout the PORTUGUESE WATER DOG aka "GREGORY"!
'Course everybody knows that a wayback in oldentimesdays a real geezer scientistman grew the first Portuguese Water Dog in a bucket of water on his porch. Yes. He was pretty smart, obviously. Also, 'cuz they can breathe water, they come with webbed feet plus can swim like otters and break open clams on their bellies. It's sooperadorable.
Now for the scientifical facteroids:
FACT NUMBER THE FIRST ONE:
Portuguese Water Dogs have naturally curly or wavy hair plus come in black, white, black and white, white and black, brown and also off-black. In sooper-rare cases, they come with silver-tipped shoes or cowboy boots. Those ones really stand out, plus lot'nlots of them like to drive pick'emup rumbletrucks because of science. Truestory.
FACT NUMBER THE SECOND ONE:
What most peoples DON'T know is that a whole buncha Portuguese Water Dogs come with SOOPERPOWERS!! Yes!!
Like THIS guy who has the 'mazing power to HOVER COMFORTABLY OVER FENCES!!
Pretty impressive, Greg!
FACT NUMBER THE NEXT ONE:
'Cuz they are basically dolphins with hair, they only eat plankton plus seaweed and stuff, so naturally their bumtrumpet toots smell pretty crazy plus can make the hair on their back ends fall off. Like THIS guy.
So 'member never to get inna elevator with a Portuguse Water Dog, guys!! I'm just sayin'!!
FACT NUMBER 11T:
Portuguese Water Dogs are mostly described as "gregarious". Yes. That means most of them are named Gregory, or Greg, or sometimes, "The G-man", or Gregorina if it is a lady.
FACT NUMBER THE LAST ONE:
Americaplace President Barack Obama lives with a Portuguese Water Dog named Bo (short for Gregory). Yup. Plus 'cuz he is so good with wet, wateryparts, he is in charge of all of the floatyboats in the Americaplace. For reals. I even heard he has one of his very own really big floatyboats that areobirdieplanes land on that he likes to drive a 'round near the sandybeach picking up ladies. Butt you did not get that from me, K? K!!
And those are the facts as far as I know!
Tune in nextimes for more WACKY FACTS ABOUT DOGS with me, Archie Brindleton!!