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ME N'VENTING A SHINYNEW KIND OF DANGLENAPPING!! (4 photos)

Hi guys!!
Truestory for reals, everybuddy knows I am sooper into EXTREME LIESURETIMES ACTIVITIES. Yes. Like TEAM SNUGGLESNORTS, PARTNERS CHERWERATIONAL FACERCIZING, EXTREME NAPPING and that kind of stuff. Butt my most favoritist extreme leisuretimes is... DANGLENAPPING!!

Danglenapping is when you get all soopercomfy hanging off of stuff like comfychairs or chestercouches or even PEOPLES!! Yes!! Pretty much I have prefecterated DANGLENAPPING ON PEOPLES!! I will show you!! ..............


OK, guys!! I am gonna show you how to do danglenapping on a peoplefreind. Yes. Firstofalls, you need a peoplefriend. Peoplefriends with lotsa flubber are waymorebetter, butt basically any kindsa peoplefriend will do. Just make sure they do not have to be anywheres for a whiles.
Next get your peoplefriend to pick you up plus sorta squish you into their legparts or armparts or maybe even on their belly. Basically any of those parts will work.............


Then you gotta get real sooperdooper mellow and stuff. Yes. Pretenderate that alla your boneyparts fell out allasudden. Yes. Like you are just a flubbery pillowpuff. For me, a handsome, flubbery pillowpuff. Yes....................


This is my helpful helperman RYAN DANISZEWSKI, you guys. He is littlebits bonier than is perfectal, butt he is doing a soopergood job at keeping me dangling and stuff. Yes. 

Now 'member to stay real mellow, guys. Real soopermellow, even. Get all dreamy in your brainmelon. Yes. That is good. Even if the peoplefriend you are dangling off gets real uncomfortable, don't move or help or anythings. That is not good danglenapping.
Plus when you get into the perfectal danglenapping zone.............


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***THAT is how to do PERFECTAL DANGLENAPPING, GUYS!! Now YOU try!! πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ 


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