Park Review #396
Snort Index Rating: 2.0 SNORTS!!
410 Scenic Drive,
London, Ontario, Canada
- Not much goings on!!
- Community Garden is cool!!
- Walkingroad looks like it goes somewhere cool!!
- Butt NOPE!!
- It goes NOWHERES!!
This park looked sorta neato from the rollycar road, 'cuz there was a soopercool COMMUNITY GARDEN right at the front parts, plus a picnick-type table for hanging out at, plus even a gigantical tank for feeding the gardenparts!! Yup!! Butt the most interestingal part was a nice pebbly walkingroad that goes wayfarback down the hill into some bushy wilderwild!! Yup!!
Mostly this park was sorta snoring, so I was sooper'cited to go back into the wilderwild part, so then we totally did, plus it got weird sooperfast!! Truestory the waymorefarther you went, the waymoreskinnier, plus rougher, plus STEEPER the walkingroad got!! Yes!! Butt I was thinkingthoughts "NO PROBLEMMO!! I AM A PROFESSIONAL-TYPE PARK REVIEWER, SO THIS IS EASY!! PLUS I WANNA SEE THE END", right!!?? 'Course!! Butt guess what happened!!??
Guys... THERE IS NO END!! Not even!! After walkings alla the ways down the ravine to the very bottomparts in the most thickest wilderwild you have seen in evertimes... the walkingroad just DISAVANISHES!! Yes!! It was crazybananas 'cuz Pop and me had to climb out of the ravine through sooperthink shrubadubs plus stickytrees and everything!! Worst part was we came out right inna rollycar road for crying out Pete!!
So... basically this park is like some kinda dead end-sorta TRAP, guys!! So watch out!! 'Course you could just turn 'round plus go back the way you went in, butt.... me plus Pop were waytoo stubborn for that sillybuisiness!! We wanted to see the END!! So then we did!! Plus then we found out that was not even worth it!! Anyhoozle...
Sorry park, butt your nice-looking walkingroad is falsely advertising and stuff!!