Park Review #402

Snort Index Rating: 2.5 SNORTS!!

RIVER'S EDGE DISC GOLF COURSE AND ST JULIEN SKATE PARK

15 St Julien Street,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Soopercool Rolleysurfing place!!
Soopercool Frisbeeflyer Golfing Course!!
I used to think this was parts of a whole 'nother regular-type park!!
Turns out - NOPE!!
It is it's own park by itself and stuff!!
Cool, butt not for puppies or for peoples who just want to do regular park stuff!!

So... truestory for reals I have been to this park lots'nlots, butt not even one times did I know this was its very own park!! That is 'cuz this park is squished 'tween parks on both sides, plus there is not even a wordysign to tell you its name, so how is anybuddy supposed to know this is a whole 'nother park for crying out Pete!!?? I know!! Good thing for me I am a professional-type park reviewer, so I figured it out with my brainmelon. Also with a map.

Anyhoozle, this park has lotsa cool stuffs going for it like real neato woodsyparts, plus it is next to MisterRiver too!! Plus it is on the sooper'mazing CYCKLEBIKE PATH that goes allover everywheres in my city where I live!! Basically there are too (2) parts!! Yup!! Both are real special, guys!!

First part is a crazybananas buncha rampiness and curviness and stuff!! That is 'cuz it is for ROLLEYSURFING (skateboarding)!! Yup!! So this is where piles of juniorpeoples who are mopey emokids mope all over it plus try real hard not even give a care!! I know!! They are full-up with mopiness those teenagery juniorpeoples!! Go figure!!

The other part is one of the most coolist DISC GOLF COURSES in anywheres!! Yes!! That is a thing!! That is when you play the golfings game, butt with frisbeeflyers and stuff!! Check out my picturestories below to see the sooperneato, crazybananas "holes" where you try to fly your frisbeeflyer into!! Yup!! Guys.... there is hardly any of these frisbeeflyer golfing courses out there, plus this one is FREE for anybuddy to play on, so it is BUSY!! Yes!! Mostly allatimes coolguy juniorpeoples are here, so 'member it is rude to just wander 'round the course when peoples are playing, K? K!!

So what I am saying is, this park is cool. Butt it is not so cool for puppies or for peoples looking for a place to do regular park-type activities. Nope!! Just Frisbeeflyer Golfings plus MOPINGS!!

See you latertimes, cool park!! 😊 💜