Park Review #411

Snort Index Rating: 2.0 SNORTS!!

SILVERWOODS PARK

50 Sycamore Street,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

City Puddlepond for swimmerating!!
Soccery-type nets and stuff!!
Lotsa benches for buttparts!!
Monkeyclimber for juniorpeoples!!
Rollycar roads ALLAWAYS A 'ROUND!!
Big arenahouse with wintertimes inside!!

Hi guys!!

Truestory this park is not so awesometimes for puppies, butt... sorta interestingal for my brainmelon too!! Yes!! See... right in the middleparts of this park is a big 'ol arenahouse!! Yes!! They pay sportygames and stuff inside plus get this: THEY FILLED IT WITH WINTERTIMES!!

Inside this arenahouse it is wintertimes almostly allatimes!! Isn't that crazybananas!!?? I KNOW!!
Butt.... bummer part is I am not allowed to go in to see the insideplace wintertimes, guys. Yup.

Anyhoozle... at the outsideparts there is a puddlepond for swimmerating!! That part is pretty cool, 'cuz not a whole lotta parks have a special-made puddlepond!! Nope!! They fill it with wet, waterystuffs when it gets stinkywarm, plus then alla the juniorpeoples who live 'round here will come to make loud noises plus scrubbadub off the summertimes stinkiness!!

After that there is just lots'nlots of grassycarpet and stuff with nets for catching soccer-type balls!! BUTT.... plus this is a sooperbad BUTT, guys.... butt...... there is rollycar roads that go allaways a 'round. WITH NO FENCYBITS. Yup. So basically at this park, puppies should definitely keep their safety strings on!! Seriousface and stuff!!

Shanksh, butt no shanksh, park!! I want to see the insideplace wintertimes!! 😜 😜 😜