Park Review #413
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
3841 Cheese Factory Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
- Just wilderwild!!
- Lotsa leafytrees and stuff!!
- Butt no walkingroads!!
- Not much of anythings!!
- Nice for chickermunks plus squirrellypeoples!!
- Butt not so good for peoples or puppies
GUYS!! I FOUND A SHINYNEW PARK!!
Yup!! This one is so shinynew it is not even on my list!! Seriousface!! Butt 'cuz I am a professional-type parkmaster and stuff, I found it on the interwebsnet, so I know it is for reals!!
Too bad that fiding it was the only 'citing part a 'bout it!! Seriousface!! 'Specially with a name like CHEDDAR WOODS, amirite!!?? Plus it is on CHEESE FACTORY ROAD!!?? This park was making me hungry like crazybananas!! Butt don't even be fooled, guys!! This park is not made out of cheese!! There is not even a Cheese Factory on Cheese Factory Road for crying out Pete!!
That is pretty much false advertising, amirite!!?? For reals!! Anyhoozle.... this is maybe a shinynew park, butt there is no regular citypark stuff here!! Nope!! No walkingroads or benches for buttparts or even a wordysign!! Just leafytrees plus some wilderwild and stuff!! It is in a sorta industrialish part of town, so prolly this is not a park for visiting, guys. Not even. Prolly this is just a park for chickermunks plus squirrellypeoples plus guys like that. You know.... mostly just for your lookingmarbles plus that is AOK too!!
Was nice to meet you park!! Butt nextimes how 'bout you get some cheese or somethings for when GUESTS come over!! Yes!! 😃 😃 😃