Park Review #441
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
GLEN CAIRN PARK - WEST
311 Marion Street,
London, Ontario, Canada
- Not much goings on here, guys!!
- Just a teensy chunk of place!!
- Nothings pretty to look at!!
- Nothings to do either!!
- Sort of a bummer for reals!!
- Maybe one day it will be cool, butt - NOPE!!
Well, guys....!! 😃
Truestory for reals I know in my brainmelon not every park I go visit is gonna be 'mazing or anythings, butt this is a sooperweird place for my city where I live to make into a PARK!! When I came to this place for reviewing alla the GLEN CAIRN parks, I totally missed this little guy, 'cuz he is so teensy, plus does not look like anythings!! Butt what is sorta weird is.... the citypeoples gave this guy his very own wordysign!! I KNOW!! Waymorebetter parks do not even have their wordysigns yet!! Sooperweird, amirite!!??
Anyhoozle... this park looks just like a leftover chunk of place that used to be a zoomerjuice station for rollycars or somethings!! Prolly!! Maybe!! Dunno!! Butt it is all empty now, plus there is some paveyparts plus just teensy chunks of grassycarpet and stuff like that. Basically it is just a whole lotta not so much!! I mean it is maybe AOK for doing chores, butt there is not even garbage-type cans for putting poop in, so basically this park is not so hot for anythings!!
Wost part is, this park is not even pretty for your lookingmarbles, either!! Nope!! No benches for buttparts, not walkingroads or wilderpaths, not even any leafytrees for crying out Pete!!
If you look at the picturemap you can see alla these GLEN CAIRN parks are sorta weird with goofy shapes plus they are all close butt not really together either!! This one is off to the side just sorta hanging out all by it's lonesome, so I do not know what my London, Ontarioplace wants to do with it, butt... I HOPE IT HAPPENS PRETTY SOON!!
Sorry park!! I am thinkingthoughts you need a new job 'cuz you are are not so good at being a Park and stuff!! 😝 😝 😝