VICTORIA ON THE RIVER PARK
Park Review #482
Snort Index Rating: 4.0 SNORTS!!
1085 Commissioners Road West
London, Ontario, Canada
- Basically EVERYTHINGS!!
- Handsome MisterRiver!!
- 30 KM/19MI of walkingroads!!
- 300 acres of leafytrees plus grassycarpet!!
- STORYBOOK GARDENS theme park!!
- Springbank Express teensy train!!
- Puddlepond wading pool!!
Golly, guys!! I don't even know where to start for this review!! Springbank Park is the most oldentimer plus most gigantical park in all of my city where we live!! Yup!! It has changed lots'nlots since it was n'vented in the 1895times, guys!! Yup!! There used to be GRASSYCARPET BOWLING, CURLING, A ZOO, STEAMBOAT RIDES, A DANCING HALL, TENNIS NETTING, plus even CAMPING GROUNDS!! Seriousface!! Alla that stuff is gone nowabouts, butt there is still sooperlots to do, plus it is still the most famous, most popularist park we have in the London, Ontarioparts where we live!! For reals and everythings!!
Springbank Park is a gigantical chunk of place right 'side MisterRiver with walkingroads allover everywheres!! You will get sooperpoopered if you try to see the whole entire place in just one daytimes 'cuz it is (300 acres) of awesometimes, guys!! That's a sciencefact!!
There are soccerballing fields, plus lots'nlots of picnicking places -some even with roofingtops on top - plus a real sooperneato playground for juniorpeoples to do goofballery in with slippyhills, swingingchairs, plus even a WADING PUDDLEPOND!! Yes!! Perfectal for me, butt I am not allowed 'cuz I have too many legparts or somethings!!
Anyhoozle, there is lotsa places for walkingtimes, rollyfootsing plus cyclebiking too, 'cuz they have even closed some of the rollycar roads, so rollycars to get to go everywheres like they used to!! Nope!! Basically almostly everythings you see in any other park, you can see here too -PLUS...
STORYBOOK GARDENS!! Yes!! This is a sooperneato THEME PARK for juniorpeoples!! One daytimes I want to go too 'cuz it looks 'mazing from the outsideparts, butt they will not let me plus Mirabelle go to the insideparts just yet!! Butt one daytimes, guys!! One daytimes I will get to see alla the sooper'mazing monkeyclimbers plus splashingpads and stuff!! It is all sooperfun plus everythings is made special too look like it came out of a storytimes fairytale!! Truestory!!
Plus just real close to STORYBOOK GARDENS is the SPRINGBANK EXPRESS!! It is a teensy rollytrain you can go for a ride on and everythings!! Yup!! This is a shinynew one, plus they have moved it to a whole differenter spot, butt SPRINGBANK PARK has had a SPRINGBANK EXPRESS since the 1920times!! I am not even joshing!!
Anyhoozle, what I am saying is this park is sooperspecial, plus everybuddy who lives 'roundabouts these parts knows alla 'bout it, plus they prolly go a whole bunchtimes every yeartimes!! Prolly!! So if you come to my London, Ontarioplace, you should visit SPRINGBANK PARK too!! Only prollem is, it is sooperbusy, plus this park is NOT for puppies to do goofballery in, guys!! This one 'specially puppies have to wear safety strings, K? K!! So 'cuz of that, plus 'cuz of alla the rollycars rolling 'round, I can't give it a FIVE SNORT REPORT!! Sorry, park!!
Butt, shanksh, park!! You are still the bestest citypark in my FOREST CITY!! Yes!! 😄 😄 😄