BRINDLETERM OF THE DAY: "BENCHES FOR BUTTPARTS"
benches for buttparts ©
[benchez fawr buhtpahrtz]
a long seat for several persons; typically in reference to more than one, or several.
Archie will use this brindleterm whenever describing the features of a park he has visited. It's not apparent when he began to make this part of his lexicon of brindleterms, but whenever he composes a review of a new park, it will inevitably include the term "benches for buttparts".
"Me plus Mirabelle went to a shinynew park this daytimes, guys!! Yup!! There was monkeyclimbers, swingingchairs, slippyhills, plus lots'nlots of benches for buttparts!!