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THE HOLIDAYTIMES PAJAMAMAN IS COMING, YOU GUYS!! 😊❤️

THE HOLIDAYTIMES PAJAMAMAN IS COMING, YOU GUYS!! 😊❤️

Howdy, everybuddy!! Hee hee!! *BUTTWIGGLES* ...

Me plus Mirabelly at the Brindlebunch Familypack Holidaytimes at Auntie M’s!!

Me plus Mirabelly at the Brindlebunch Familypack Holidaytimes at Auntie M’s!!

Guys!! Can you even bleeve it!!?? The Holidaytimes Pajamaman is almostly here, plus we are soopercited with lotsa crazybananas buttwiggles and everythings!! YES!!

That is how come me plus Mirabelly ‘cided to come hang out with you a ‘gain!! Seriousface!! 😊❤️

Firstofalls… we have to say a gigantical SHANKSH to everybuddy that sended us a Holidaytimes Howdycard!! Did you know!!?? We luvluvLOVE finding howdycards in our mailingbox!! I am not even joshing!! It is basically the bestest!! Then our Mum helps put them all out so’s we can have a real good looksee at the allatimes ‘cuz they fill our Hearts with Happy!!

Check out our ‘partmenthouse and stuff!! …

Nextofalls… plus most importantal, it is almostly when the Holidaytimes Pajamaman comes for crying out Pete!! Truestory we can't even hardly wait for him to come visit, 'cuz we wanna tell him how much lovings we have for him, plus we wanna say how awesometimes he is for giving giftypresents to everybuddy allover the marbleworld!! Yup!! He is AMAYZAZING for reals, don'tchathink!!??

I KNOW!! ...  

Anyhoozle… If you did not know, it has been my traditionalish thing to do every Decembertimes number tweenyfore, to read my BRINDLEBUNCH VERSION of 'TWAS THE NIGHTYNIGHTIMES 'FORE CRISPYMESS, so I am hoping you guys will all skootch in real sooper comfyclose, so's I can read it just for you, K? K!!

OH!! PLUS.... if you are not so much into the Crispymess kind of Holidaytimes, that is no biggie!! If you did not know, our Brindlebunch Holidaytimes are for EVERYBUDDY no matter where you are from, or what your bleevings are, or any of that stuff!! All that is 'portant, is that you are our friendlypals plus we luvluvlove you sooperlots from the basement of our HappyHearts and everythings!! Seriousface!! 

So...
HappyMerryHolidaytimes to EVERYBUDDY ALLOVER EVERYWHERES!!

😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Nowabouts let's have some fun, plus share lotsa HappyHeartHugs and stuff, K? K!! ................

Check it out you guys!! Auntie M has a Holidaytimes Pajamaman right by her firecloset!!

Check it out you guys!! Auntie M has a Holidaytimes Pajamaman right by her firecloset!!

Okeedoke!! All ready!!?? All set!!?? Then skootch on in soopersnuggly ‘cuz here we GO-GO-GO!!


*AHEM* ...


Twas the nightynightimes
a ’fore Crispymess. Yes.
Plus all through our place
there was smiles, plus big toothygrins
plus happyfun on our face!

Fuzzysocks for our presents
all waited to get fed,
then we dreamed
‘bout the Pajamaman
who wears mostly PIRATE RED!

Mum plus Pop inna cozypile,
Me plus Mirabelle at their feets.
Then we mosey
to the Dreamingplace
for thinkingthoughts ‘bout yummy treats! (Maybe that’s just me though)

Allasudden just outside,
there was gigantical smashing!!
Steve’s deerpeople cousins,
plus a toboggan
came crashing!!

I jumped up, plus went zoomers
plus looked out just to see,
then my earparts
plus my lookingmarbles
went crazybananas with glee!

I saw eleventy flying deerpeoples
wearing goggles did you know?,
plus a sooper ’mazing toboggansled
filled with cool stuff, all in a row!

The jolly, jello-y driverman
got out with a jump!!
He was round,
plus made of flubber!!
You could say he was plump!

“Hey, Dashing
Hey, Dancer
Hey Jumpy
And Gary,
Plus Comet
Plus Cupid
Plus Donny
Plus Larry!!”

“All you guys there up front,
everybuddy who’s a deer
watch your hoofyshoes
plus antennas,
plus you guys all stay here”!

He was so sooperfast
‘cuz he wore Pirate Red,
butt I hid like a
sneakyninjaman while
everybuddy else was in bed!

He came down our little chimbly
with a "WHOOSH" of freezy air,
then went “PLOP”
and then “OOF”
‘cuz he fell everywheres!!

He was sooper ro-lee,
plus po-lee,
plus he jiggled allatimes.
I got so sooper‘cited
I made a toot from behind!

When he turned, he just winked,
bellychuckles filled the air,  
he just kept stuffing
all our presentsocks
‘cuz he didn’t even care!!

He ate some cookiecakes that we made him,
then wiped his beard clean,
plus he flew
up our chimbly
like he was neverever even seen!!

Butt I heard him yell loud
as he flew out of sight...
“Merry Crispymess you guys
And to all…

…HappyHeartHugs plus Lotsa cozypile snugglesnorts plus yummysummies and everythings you need to fill your Heart with HAPPY!!”

Or something like that!! Yup!! Butt prolly it rhymed though. Prolly!!.......

Don’t forget to member: WE LUVLUVLOVE YOU GUYS!! H❤️H❤️H❤️

Don’t forget to member: WE LUVLUVLOVE YOU GUYS!! H❤️H❤️H❤️

 😊❤️  Happy Merry Holiday-Awesometimes, Everybuddy!! ❤️😊

Me plus Mirabelle plus the whole, entire Brindlebunch luvluvlove you guys more than everythings!! 

❤️❤️❤️  YUP!! ❤️❤️❤️

H💜 H💜 H💜

P.S. Come back in ‘couple daytimes ‘cuz I am gonna share some picturestories with you just for bellychuckles, K? K!!

See you in the Dreamingplace!!

H❤️H❤️H❤️

HAPPYMERRYNEWYEARTIMES, EVERYBUDDY!! (52 Photo Megapost!)

HAPPYMERRYNEWYEARTIMES, EVERYBUDDY!! (52 Photo Megapost!)

STATE OF THE ONION ADDRESS (MID 2018 EDITION) *PLEASE READ*

STATE OF THE ONION ADDRESS (MID 2018 EDITION) *PLEASE READ*