CORONATION PARK
FEATURES:
Lotsa stuffs for checking out, guys!!
Memorings statues!!
Monkeyclimbers!
Frisbeeflyer golfings!!
VISITED November 27, 2017!!
CORONATION PARK
PARK REVIEW #554
Snort Index Rating:
3.0 SNORTS!!
Parkhill, Ontario, Canada
This park was pretty fars a’way, guys!! Butt not evena whole hourtimes, so … still pretty good!! YUP!!
There is no Parking Rodeo (PARKING LOT), plus rollycar roads go allaways ‘round!! Just sayin’!!
Butt it has a real nice wordysign, so that is cooland stuff!!
Gooodmorningtimes, DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton - who is me - is back a ‘gain with a whole ‘nother LOSTED Park Review from wayfarsback in the 2017times!! Great googilymoogily!! That is basically FOREVERTIMES a ‘go, guys!! I have to do lotsa thinkingthoughts to ‘member alla these losted parks, butt …. it is pretty ‘citing too, ‘cuz I almostly FORGOTTED them!! Truestory!!
Anyhoozle … for THIS here Park Review, I am gonna take you to a smallish citytownsburg called PARKHILL, plus to their most fanciest park called CORONATION PARK!! Yup!! It was a smallish city-type park, but it had lots’nlots of stuffs for checking out, guys!! You will see!!
There is no parking rodeo, so we had to leave our oldentimer rollycar SKYROLLER BLOO ‘cross the rollycar road ‘till we were all done!! Then we founded the wordysign (see above photo), plus THAT is where we started our EXPLORADVENTURE!! Yes!! PLUS … the FIRSTEST think we founded was…………….
… A ‘NOTHER GEODETIC SURVEY MARKER, guys!! I am not even joshing!! It was REAL oldentimer, plus onna squarish boulderock, plus THIS won was ‘bout ELEVATION or somethings!! It was differenter than the lastest won we founded!! Was pretty soopercool!!
Plus … on the backparts of the boulderock was wordybits alla ‘bout the special LEAFYTREEFOOT that was all carvenated into somethings real artsyfartsy!! Have a looksee!! ……………
Pretty ‘MAZING, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! Plus the wordybits say …
ROYAL OAK TREE
The acorn was sent here from the royal family in England, planted in honour of King George’s coronation 1937
Carved by Robbin Wenzoski 2011
Comissioned by Parkhill Area Horticultural Society
SYMBOLIC ELEMENTS
Acorns and oak leaves representative of the Rotal House
Roses: Symbol of the Roytal Family
Emblem of the Parkhill Horticultural SocietyPrince William and Catherine’s initials married in 2011
The British and Canadian Flags
Children’s story of Rapunzel in the castle turret
How soopercool is THAT, guys!!?? Pretty much the COOLIST for reals!! THAT is how come you allatimes READ the wordybits, guys!! So’s you can get a real good brainlearning ‘bout the chunks of place you exploradventure in!! YES!!
Okeedoke!! After that we founded a ‘nother ‘memorings thing-y that was REAL differenter!! ………
It is ‘bout a ladyperson named MINA HUTTON WILSON, guys!! Butt it did not say how come. Nope. That was a bummer for me ‘cuz I wanted to know 'waymorelots ‘bout her!! Butt even my ‘puterbox did not know!!
Do any of YOU guys know MINA HUTTON WILSON!!?? If you do, lemme know, K? ‘Cuz I will put her informational wordybits here so’s evereybuddy can brainlearn ‘bout her too!! YES!!
Nextofalls we founded a big ‘ol boomercannon!! Seriousface!! ……………
Dunno ‘zackly how come it was there, guys!! Butt … prolly for ‘membering ‘bout alla the sooperbrave peoples who had to fight for us, plus ‘specially the peoples who did not get to come home. Prolly.
It is 'sooper’portant to ‘member to not forget ‘bout that, guys!! Sooper’portant!!
Nextofalls we founded a pretty cool GRAZEEBLOBARN!! Have a looksee for your ownselfs!! ………..
Pretty nice for keeping rainingdrops off your melon and stuff, guys!! Plus it had lots’nlots of names onnit of alla the peoples who gave dollarpennies to n’vent it!! NICE!!
Oh!! Then I ‘member what was nextest!! It was the waymostbiggest ‘memorings statuesculpture in the whole, entire park!! Lookit THIS, guys!! ………………………
Plus when me plus Mirabelly went, it was not too many daytimes after MEMORIAL DAY, so there was still even flowerposies put next to it. That was nice for seeing ‘cuz that means other peoples are ‘membering to not forget too!! Yup!!
This won was FOR REALS ‘bout armymans plus armyladies who did not get to come home, guys. Yes. So me plus Mirabelly said “SHANKSH” to alla them for making us the luckiest ducklings who get to live in our CANADAplace. Yes. THEY are the wons who made the CANADAplace get to live OFF LEADS, guys. Truestory for reals no joshing seriousface. Yup.
So after that, me plus Mirabelly moseyed ‘round some grassycarpet chunks, plus that is when we founded the gigantical pickleniking BARN!! ………………
There was lotsa benches for buttparts in THERE, guys!! Plus lotsa nice chunks of place for your lookingmarbles to have a looksee at too!!
Latertimes, we were s’prized to find a buildinghouse right inside this park!! IKNOW!! ……………….
That is differenter, amirite!!?? YUP!! Plus the wordysigns said it was for the PARKHILL LEISURE CLUB, guys!! Now THAT is the kind of club I wanna get into, know what I am sayings!!?? I say allatimes that I am a “DEDICATED MAN OF LEISURE”, so sounds perfectal for me!! Hee hee!!
We did not get to see the insideparts, butt prolly there is lotsa comfycozy snugglebeds for making cozypiles and stuff. Prolly!!
OH!! That is when we founded the sooperfun stuffs!! Check it out!! ………….
This park was sorta oldentimer, butt their MONKEYCLIMBER was soopercool, plus looked shinynew and stuff!!
Butt that was not even alla the stuffs in this park!! Bleeve it or nope, there was a juniorperson SPLASHINGPAD for crying out Pete!! …………..
PLUS …. I KNOW!! You are prolly thinkingthoughts … “ARCHIE BRINDLETON!! ARE YOU SAYINGS THERE IS EVEN MORE SOOPERFUN AWESOMESTUFFS IN THIS PARK!!??” Plus I am sayings … “YUP!!” ……….
FRISBEEFLYER GOLFINGS, guys!! Seriousface!! They looked pretty shinynew too, so this park is getting lotsa lovings, plus you can tell it is real ‘portant to alla the nice peoples who live in the PARKHILL place!! Yes!!
SHANKSH, PARK!! Was sooperfun for reals to exploradventure with you!! It is only ‘cuz there is rollycar roads allaways ‘round with no fencings or burblescreeks that I am giving you a …
SNORT INDEX RATING OF (3 SNORTS OUT OF 5)!!
Plus shanksh to alla you DOOP DEE DOOP TROOPERS too!! It is the funnist to exploradventure in these LOSTED parks a ‘gain, butt the bestest part is sharing with YOU!! Yup!! So ‘member to not forget … if you are feeling BLOO, or if there is not e ‘nuff Happy in your Heart …
GET TO THE OUTSIDE PLACE!!
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton
Parkmaster General of Canada
