Park Review #394
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
HALLS MILLS PARK
250 Halls Mill Road
London, Ontario, Canada
- One plus one parts!!
- Real close to rollycar road!!
- Nothing to do here!!
- Close to MisterRiver!!
- Just leftover place!!
- Maybe squirrellypeoples would like it!!
Okeedoke, everybuddy!! It is getting down to the nitty plus grittyparts of my gigantical park list, so truestory for reals there are a whole buncha parks that I am gonna go looksee that are the opposite of awesomeness. Yes. Butt.... that is AOK for reals 'cuz know why? 'Cuz I am a professional-type park reviewer plus I am gonna go looksee anyhoozle!! Seriousface!!
If you did not guess alreadytimes, THIS park is a real snoozeroony!! Yup!! Like lotsa little parks, it is just mostly leftover place that nobuddy could figure out anythings else to do with!! For reals!! Weird thing is this park is broke in half, guys!! Seriousface!! Plus the parts don't even touch and stuff!! Nope!! Butt it is still the same park!! Sooperweird, amirite!!?? Prolly!!
Anyhoozle, 'nother sooperweird thing 'bout this park is I am thinkingthoughts somebuddy made a SPELLING OOPS!! I am not even joshing!! This park is called HALLS MILLS PARK, right!!?? Yup!! But it is on HALLS MILL ROAD!! No squiggle "S" innit!! Is it just me, Archie Brindleton, or is that sorta weird?? Weird, right!!?? 'Course!! It is sorta weird!!
OK!! That is all that is interestingal 'bout this park, 'less you are into grassycarpet full of weedlings!! Was nice to meet you park, butt great googilymoogily you are a snoozer!! Yes!! 😄