GREENWAY OFF-LEAD DOG PARK
GREENWAY OFF-LEAD DOG PARK
Park Review #495
Snort Index Rating: 3.0 SNORTS!!
1625 Adelaide Street North
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Puppies can play butt naked here!!
- No safety strings, guys!!
- There is a big puppy part!!
- Plus a little puppy part too!!
- Lotsa benches for buttparts!!
- There is even laefytrees for shadybits!!
- Butt puppyparks can be PROLLEMS, guys!!
Hi, guys!! 😊 💜
Shanksh for stopping by to see my (maybe) lastest shinynew park review!! Yup!! This is the LASTEST park on my gigantical park list, everybuddy!! Can you bleeve it!!?? Not me!! Ha ha!! I am just joshing with you!! Truestory for reals I can bleeve it 'cuz I was there, BUTT... it is crazybananas I am almostly done!! Yup!! Now all I have to do is write to my CITY HALL, plus ask for a 2016times list, then see if there are any shinynew parks I have missed!! Plus know what, guys!!??
I AM THINKINGTHOUGHTS PROLLY THERE WILL BE!! PROLLY!!
Anyhoozle, let's talk 'bout this park for the nowabouts, K? K!! Here we GO-GO-GO!!
Greenway Off-Lead Dog Park is a pretty good one 'cuz it is pretty gigantical and stuff!! Plus it has TOO (2) parts, guys!! Yup!! One part for BIG puppies, plus one part for more LITTLER puppies too!! Did you know!!?? I am just the perfectal size 'cuz I am a big little puppy, plus I am a little big puppy too!! Hee hee!! So I get to go to both parts plus everybuddy says that is AOK!! Pretty neato, amirite!!?? I KNOW!!
Mostly we hang out in the littler puppy side, plus that is where we meet MARCEL, plus COUSIN ELLIE, plus ANDY THE PUG, plus alla our puppypals!! Yup!! 'Cuz if you do not know yet, I am not a sooperbig fan of puppyparks, guys!! Nope!! Know why!!?? 'Cuz what happens allatimes is puppies with bad manners start with the shenanigans, plus then 'ventually somebuddy gets hurted!! Yup!! Plus it is not the puppies that are the prollem, guys!! Nope!! It is the MUMS PLUS POPS that think "long as it happens in the puppypark, anythings is AOK"!! Prolly you know the types I am talkings 'bout, guys!! Amirite!!?? Yup!! GOOBERS!!
So when me plus Mirabelle go, we go only to meet our friendlypals, so we can have HappyFunTimes inna big friendlybunch!! Yup!! Plus soon as a barky or pushy puppies show up, we mosey on outta there!! Yes!! 'Cuz if there is a puppy who is not behaving, plus that puppies Mum or Pop doesn't even give a care, that is the times for leaving, guys!! 'Cuz prlly there is gonna be a whole buncha argumentical shoutery or even worser, puppies will maybe start with the fightingtimes!! Maybe!! Prolly!! 'Could happen!! So I am not sooper'cited 'bout puppyparks, butt what I am saying is, if you go - GO WITH FRIENDLYPALS!! Yes!!
Okeedoke, so basically this puppypark is pretty nice. I like the little puppy side 'cuz it is a nice squarish shape like my brainmelon, so we can walk 'round and 'round 'till we are ready to go home. Yes. Walkings 'round and 'round is soopergood for keeping puppies Happy 'cuz when a whole pile of puppies just stand a 'round bored THAT is when somethings will prolly go wonky, guys. Prolly!! So KEEP MOVING IS WHAT I AM SAYING!!
There is lotsa pickanicking tables, plus benches for buttparts, plus soopercool MOLOKS for putting poop in after you clean up puppy chores!! Yes!! Plus over at the big puppy side, it is even waymorebigger, plus there is even a poopcloset for Mums plus Pops too!! Truestory!!
OH!! One more sooper'portant thing for Mums plus Pops: The ANIMAL CONTROL guys hang out at alla the puppyparks, guys!! Yup!! 'Specially this one!! So they will come lotsatimes on their little golfingcart rollycar, plus ask everybuddy to prove their puppies have licences plus stuff like that. So make sure everybuddy has alla their I.D. and stuff, K? K!! Or they will take your dollarpennies!! Seriousface!!
So... far as puppyparks go, this one is pretty good. Not 'mazing 'cuz of goober peoples with prollem puppies, butt if you go with friendlypals, you will prolly have HappyFunTimes. Prolly!!
Shanksh, park!! Too bad 'bout alla the goobers, butt you are doing a soopernice job for reals!!
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