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HOLIDAYSATURDAYTIMES... PLUS HOW TO MAKE COOKIECAKES!! (36 photos + poem)

HOLIDAYSATURDAYTIMES... PLUS HOW TO MAKE COOKIECAKES!! (36 photos + poem)

"HI GUYS!!" *BUTTWIGGLE* ðŸ˜Šâ¤ï¸ðŸ˜Šâ¤ï¸ðŸ˜Šâ¤ï¸

I am saying WELCOME to our Holidaytimes SPECIAL picturestory 'bout HOW TO MAKE CHOCCOCHIP COOKIECAKES!! Yes!! 

Mum helps make differenter kinds of cookiecakes, butt just so's you know.... THESE cookiecakes are for PEOPLES, K? Yes. NOT FOR PUPPIES!! That is 'cuz they have choccochippybits in them that are NOT GOOD FOR PUPPIES!! Sooper'portant!! 

Okeedoke!! All set!!?? Then let's GO-GO-GO!! ..........................

Mirabelle is helperating too 'cuz truestory for reals we are each gonna make our own cookiecakes for sharing with the HOLIDAYTIMES PAJAMAMAN!! YUP!! ....................

MUM is here for helperating, plus we have our cookiecake hats on, so let's have a looksee at alla the bakerational ingredients we are gonna put in these things!! .........................

There is some of THAT stuff, plus some of THAT stuff over there, plus a couple differenter things in crinklebags, plus a big lookingbowl for mixerating, plus even a POTBOTTOM for doing some cookery!! You will see!! ...................

OK!! Just so's you know, I will share the whole, entire recipe at the end, so you don't even have to scribble down alla the steps!! IKNOW!! That is how come I am basically a MASTER BAKERMAN, guys!! Pretty much!! ..........................

Firstest step first, guys!! 

Lets goop-up a butterbrick!! ................................

You gotta peel alla the wrappings offa the butterbrick, then put it inna POTBOTTOM, then tell the cookery robot to make it all warm and stuff!!

We will check in on that latertimes!! For the nowabouts...........

Let's get out a crinklebag of BAKING FLOWERS!! Yes!! They must really mush the flowerposies up real good, guys 'cuz they look more like dustings or somethings, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! ..............

Just plop some baking flowers inna cup for no reason, then put it in the big lookingbowl!! ...........

Nextest, get some sugardust, plus throw it in the lookingbowl too!! ...................

Normaltimes, Mum does not use as much sugardust as the recipestory says, guys!! Nope!! She says that is 'cuz WE ARE SWEET E'NUFF ALREADYTIMES!! Hee hee!! .......................

Everythings is looking 'MAZING, guys!! The flowers plus sugardust is all mixed up real good, plus the butterbrick is pretty much disavanished!! ......................

You guys lemme know if you are getting confuselled from alla my PROFESSIONAL-TYPE BAKERMAN TALK, K? K!!! 

Butt so fars, we are doing AMAYZAZING!! .............................

Then Mum puts some rainingdrops, plus baking sodapop or somethings inna cup to 'zolve!! 'Zolving is bakery talk for DISAVANISH, guys!! Yes!! ........................

Now we are all ready for my most FAVOURITIST part!! Yes!! Can you guess!!?? ....................

YEGGS, GUYS!! YEGGS!! 

Picka  'couple good ones, plus then.........................

Then open them up like a letterlope so the GOLDYGOOP can come out!! ......................

You guys are prolly wonderthunking "WHERE IS MIRABELLE!!??" amirite!!?? Prolly!! 

Well, Mirabelly likes the firstest part, plus the lastest parts, butt............................

She does not have e'nuff patients in her for alla the middleparts, guys!! 

That is just how our Mirabelle is!! Ha ha!! Butt she will come back in littlebits!! You will see!! .............

CHIPPYBITS, GUYS!! Yup!! 'Zackly ONE BUNCH, K? K!! ...................

This is what the kind Mum likes looks like!! They come inna PIRATE RED bag, so basically they are the fastest kind!! Yup!! ...................................

OKEEDOKE!! Now is a 'nother sooperfun part!! Everythings has been smooshed plus swirled all together, so nextofalls, Mum is gonna take a chunk of the goop we made, plus she is gonna start to.... MAKE HER COOKIECAKES!! Check it out!! ..........................

See how Mum did it!!?? Nice and perfectal, she made FREE cookiecakes inna row!!

Now it is MY TURN, guys!! ....................................

Pretty good, amirite!!?? Pretty much as perfectal as Mum's don'tchathink!!?? ME TOO!! 

Plus NOWABOUTS is when Mirabelly makes HER cookiecakes, so......................

"STAND SLACK AND WELL BACK, EVERYBUDDY!!" 

'Cuz you neverever know what our Mirabelly is gonna do, amirite!!?? Pretty much!! Butt here she go-go-g-

GREAT GOOGILYMOOGILY!! ...................

"MIRABELLE!! 

THAT IS ONE CRAZYBANANAS
COOKIECAKE FOR CRYING OUT PETE!!" ......

Wowzers, guys!! Well...... Mirabelly wanted to make the BIGGEST ONE, so.... that is totally what she did!! 

Good job, Mirabelle!! Yours is for reals the waymostbiggest!! ........................

Okeedoke!! Almostly done, guys!! Now we put the whole, entire thingy into the FIRECLOSET.....

...plus then we tell the robot to make it SOOPERFIREHOT in there for bakering!! .................

Mum says it takes 'bout a day plus one half at eleventy jillion degrees (10 minuntes at 350 degrees - Mum) 

After that all you gotta do is put on FIREGLOVES to take them out, then.......

WHAMMOKABLAMMO....... COOKIECAKES!! 

Lookit THAT, guys!! AMAYZAZING!! Prolly that is our bestest bunch in evertimes!! Prolly!! ................

Plus here is the whole entire recipestory, K? K!! 

Choccochippy Cookiecakes
1 butterbrick
2 cups of sugarsand
2 yeggs
2 teensyspoons of banilla
3 cups of baking flowers
1 teensyspoon of bakingdust
2 teensyspoons of cozywarm rainingdrops
2 cups of choccochippiebits

Basically it is soopereasy, guys!! I am not even joshing!! ..................................

Great job, everybuddy!! Sure hope YOUR cookiecakes come out as 'MAZING as these ones!! .....

Then we put them out onna saucerplate on the wooden hill for when the Pajamaman comes!! 

OH!! That totally 'minds me: Now is when he is 'bout to come to read the almostly lastest chunk of my Holidaytimes poemstory THE ELEVENTY DAYTIMES OF CRISPYMESS!! 

Don't tell him 'bout the cookiecakes, K? K!! 'Cuz truestory here is comes!! ...........................

HO!! HO!! HO!! LET'S GO-GO-GO, YOU GUYS!!

Pajamaman here!! Looks like we are almostly all done Archie's sooper'mazing poemstory!! Yup!! Looks like!! There is lots'nlots goings on, so let's get down to tacky brassparts, K? K!! ...... 

"Mee mee mee mee meeeeeeeeeee.... *AHEM* 

"🎵 On the TENST day of Crispymess 🎵 my sweetie gave to me...

🎵 TENS OF WALKINGSOCKS A 'WALKING 🎵

🎵 NIME NINJAMANS A 'SNEAKING, 🎵

🎵 ATE DOOP-DEE-DOOPINGS, 🎵

🎵 STEVEN ROLLYCARS A 'ROLLING, 🎵

🎵 THE BESTEST BELLY RUBBINGS, 🎵

🎵 FIIIIIIIIIIIIVE  STINKY FISH, 🎵

🎵 FORE CHIRPYBIRDS, 🎵

🎵 FREE FRIENDLYFRIENDS, 🎵

🎵 TOO BURBLECREEKS, 🎵 plus...

🎵 A PARK WITH A BUNCHA LEAFY TREES!! 🎵 "

Okeedoke!! Gotta zoomers outta here, guys!! I gotta go tune up the 'ol slippysleigh so it is working perfectal for tomorrow nightynightimes!! Yup!! Butt I will see you one more times for the very lastest chunk of THE ELEVENTY DAYTIMES OF CRISPYMESS!! See you latertimes!! 

PAJAMAMAN OUT!! ..................

Shanksh, Pajamaman!! ðŸ˜Šâ¤ï¸ðŸ˜˜â¤ï¸ðŸ˜â¤ï¸

Isn't he the BESTEST!!?? IKNOW!! Plus shanksh to you guys too!! Hope everybuddy is having HappyFunTimes, plus we are gonna see you TOMORROWTIMES for the lastest chunk, PLUS... tomorrow NIGHTYNIGHTIMES is when it is MY turn for reading a poemstory!! YUP!! 

I am gonna read TWAS THE NIGHTYNIGHTIMES 'FORE CRISPYMESS just like I do every HolidayNightynightimes Eve, so don't miss out, K? K!! 

'Member to not forget, everybuddy!! Givings are waymorebetter than gettings and stuff!! PLUS...

We luvluvlove you guys
❤️❤️❤️ with alla our HappyHearts!! â¤ï¸â¤ï¸â¤ï¸ 

H❤️ H❤️ H❤️


THE END 

THE ELEVENTY DAYTIMES OF CRISPYMESS (1 photo + full poem)

THE ELEVENTY DAYTIMES OF CRISPYMESS (1 photo + full poem)

HAPPYMERRYWEEKENDTIMES, EVERYBUDDY!! (1 photo)

HAPPYMERRYWEEKENDTIMES, EVERYBUDDY!! (1 photo)