STONEY CREEK VALLEY (3 DIFFERENT PARKS)
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton posing for the cover of BURLYMAN MAGAZINE FOR LADIES
Hellooooooooooooooooo!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Yup!! it is me, Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton back with a sooperspecial Park Review of FREE differenter chunks all at the same times, guys!! For reals!! That is ‘cuz these chunks are right in my Forest City, plus they were on the gigantical list I gotted from the CITY HALL that tolded me where alla the chunks of parks were!! These chunks all are part of STONEY CREEK VALLEY, butt … truestory .. they are not ‘zacktly ‘MAZING or anythings, so I am gonna squishell them together for won big ‘ol review, K? K!!
Just so’s you know … THESE Park Reviews are some of the waymostoldentimer of alla the wons I losted inna wonky ‘puterbox a whiles back!! YUP!! Guys …. these are all from THE 2016TIMES FOR CRYING OUT PETE!!
So it is crazybananas for my brainmelon ‘to ‘member these picturestories, butt … I TOTALLY DO!!
Alsotimes, me plus Mirabelly went to these chunks of place on the same ‘zact daytimes (SEPTEMBER 17, 2016), so that is a ‘nother reasonings for smooshing them all together - ‘cuz I went to exploradventure in them all together too!!
Anyhoozle …. here is what we founded wayfarback in oldendaystimes, guys!! You will see!!
Park Review #584:
STONEY CREEK VALLEY -CENTRAL
Snort Index Rating:
2.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Nice pavey walkingroad!!
Longish, plus skinnyish too!!
Lotsa beautifullishness!!
Butt not so much else!!
Visited on Sept 17 , 20216!!
Okeedoke!! So these chunks of STONEY CREEK VALLEY are totally in my FOREST CITY, plus not so far aways!!
Here is the firstest chunk, guys!! This picturestory is from the ‘fficial LONDON, ONTARIO interwebsnet site for everypark in my citytownsburg!! It is ‘MAZING for seeing ‘zactly what is what and stuff!!
This is what the GOOGLEBOT says chirpybirds see!! Basically it is a skinny chunk of place that goes ‘side a burblecreek!!
Plus here is what you see from your rollycar at both ends!! Yup!! Not so much on the most WESTerly end, that is for reals!!
Okeedoke!! When we got to here, me plus Mirabelly did DOOP DEE DOOPing onna real nice, easybreezy walkingroad that is perfectal for joggerating or rollyfootsing or cyclebiking or stuffs like that!! Plus it is prolly the most beautifullish of alla these chunks!! ‘Specially just after some rainingdrops when everythings is all shiny!! Truestory I do not like to get my feets wet - not even littlebits - butt … it was still nicetimes!!
Have a looksee at everythings we sawed on our DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTURE of STONEY CREEK VALLY - CENTRAL, guys!! …………
Shanksh, park!! It is basically ‘MAZING I ‘member you so good!! For reals I have soopergood brainwiring and stuff!! That’s just science!!
For being so beautifullish, plus nextdoor neighbors with a burblecreek, plus alsotimes ‘cuz you are a ‘portant part of my citytownsbugs CYCLEBIKING PATHS, I am giving you a SORT INDEX RATING OF ……
(2.0 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Okeedoke!! Nextest chunk, guys!! Let’s GO-GO-GO and stuff!!
Park Review #586:
STONEY CREEK VALLEY -
CENTRAL - EAST
Snort Index Rating:
1.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
A whole lotta not so much!
Just a chunk of greenygreen!!
That is OK and stuff!!!!
Butt pretty snoring too!!
Visited on Sept 17 , 20216!!
This nextest chunk LOOKERATES sorta the same, butt … NOPE!! There is no pavey walkingroads or basically anythings like that, guys!!
Here is what you see from your rollycar road!! A whole lotta not so much!!
BUTT … ‘cuz I am a professional-type PARKMASTER GENERAL, I founded a teensy, skinny wildertrail that pointed into some shrubbadubs plus leafytrees, so I totally went to check it out, guys!! That is ‘cuz I am seriousface ‘bout seeing every chunk of every park in my whole, entire Forest City!! YES!!
So this is what I founded!! …………….
Yup!! Still a whole lotta not so much!! Not even a YETIHOUSE hiding in the leafytrees or somethings!! Nope!!
Shanksh, park!! For being fullup with greenygreens and stuff, butt … ‘cuz you are basicallytimes SNORING, plus right ‘side a rollycar road, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …….
(1.0 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Lastest chunk, everybuddy!! Plus this won is waymorebetter!!
Well … LITTLEBITS better!! You will see!!
Park Review #586:
STONEY CREEK VALLEY -
NORTH
Snort Index Rating:
2.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Not so big or anythings!!
Nice walkingroad!!
Plus you get to see a PUDDLEPOND!!
Hiding behind peoplehouses!!
Visited on Sept 17 , 20216!!
This lastest chunk is the teensiest, guys!! Butt it has some stuff that is nice for your lookingmarbles!!
You can only tell where it starts ‘cuz of the LELLO STICKS made of robotparts!! Yup!! They are at most every park in my Forest City, so if you see some, you are prolly at the startingparts of a PARK!! Just sayin’!! This way in has only WON LELLO STICK ‘cuz it is so skinny!!
For this won, me plus Mirabelly moseyed from won end to the whole other end, plus we founded some nice stuffs we were not even ‘specting, guys!! Check it out!! ………………..
See what I am sayings!!?? I was s’prized to find the stickybridge, plus the puddlepond was pretty cool too!!
Shanksh, park!! Was soopernice to meet you, plus even though you are sorta teensy, you are pretty quiet, plus have lotsa beautifullishness, plus basically are nice for moseying if somebuddy does not want to go sooperfars or anythings!! Yup!!
So for those reasonings, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(2.0 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Was sooperfun to DOOP DEE DOOP down MEMORINGS LANE with you!! Great googilymoogily do these picturestories bring back a whole lotta nice ‘memorings too!! Truestory it is ‘minding me allatimes what a luckyduckling I am to get to see so many parks, plus to share them all with YOU - my bestest friendlypals!!
Me plus Mirabelly luvluvlove you guys forever plus everever, plus hope you get to DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTURE where you are ‘cuz it is real good for your HEALTHINESS, guys!! I am not even joshing!!
So if you are feeling BLOO, or if your muskles are getting all dusty, ‘member to not forget what Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton - who is me - says …….
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
