OAK KNOLL PARK
Park Review #592:
OAK KNOLL PARK
Snort Index Rating:
4.0 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
A ‘NOTHER waterfallings!!
Real curvyswurvy wildertrails!!
Majillions of BOULDEROCKS!!
Plus a BURBLECREEK!!
Visited on Oct. 12, 2020!!
Okeedoke, everybuddy!! This is number TOO of my FREE-part Park Review allaways over in the HAMILTONplace!! Yup!! It takes ‘bout won, plus won half hourtimes to get to there, but it is totally worth it and everythings!! You will see!!
For THIS park review, we are gonna start atta waterfallings called BUTTERMILK FALLS, guys!! Yup!! Then check out the Parking Rodeo to poserate with the ‘fficial wordysign, plus THEN we are gonna try to find the way to a peoplebridge that is where this park ENDS. Yup!! Oh!! Plus this park is called OAK KNOLL PARK!!
It does not lookerate like a whole lot from the rollycar road, butt just wait ‘till you see what is hiding behind alla those leafytrees!! It is AMAYZAZING!!
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton inspecting the treeline at one of Ontario, Canada’s many beaches
Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
I am sooper’cited you are here with me ‘cuz now is when I get to share the nextest chunk of my HAMILTONPLACE WATERFALLINGS MEGA-DOOP when me plus Pop DOOP DEE DOOPED ‘cross FREE (3) whole, differenter parks all squishelled together!! Yup!! They have a burblecreek that goes right down the middle with TOO parks on won side, plus a waymorebigger won on the other!! So for THIS daytimes, we are gonna see nextest park on the firstest side of the burblecreek!! Plus we are gonna go-go-go allways to where a walkingbridge will take us OVER to park number FREE (3)!! Sooper’citing!! YUP!!
Butt truestory for reals, we did not even KNOW there was a walkingbridge when we got to here, guys!! The picturemaps are not sooperclear ‘bout that, so me plus Pop did not know how we were gonna get ‘cross when we started this chunk!! We were thinkingthoughts maybe we would have to go-go-go ‘cross the burblecreek with just Pop’s sooperlong legparts to get us there!! YES!! Plus THAT is how come we got LOSTED!! Anyhoozle!! Here is what happened and stuff, K? K!!
Lastimes we lefted off at BUTTERMILK FALLS!! So here is what that lookerated like from the last park a ‘gain!! ………..
So we had to go from this here lookoutery, through a skinny chunk next to the rollycar roads that tooked us ‘round to the other side!! YES!! Plus that is pretty much where the parking rodeo was, so we ‘cided to basically check that out firstest, guys!! You know, for picturestory poserating and stuff!! ………..
After poserating with the ‘fficial wordysign, we founded a wildertrail that goes wayfarback into the leafytrees!! Yup!! Plus a wordysign onna stick for brainlearning ‘bout this park!! …………
Can you see!!?? It is totally a PICTUREMAP, guys!!
Plus can you see wayfarback on the leafytree!!?? The BLOO markers for showing you where the wildertrails are and stuff!!?? This is alla that we knowed ‘bout this park!! Plus, have a real good looksee at the picturemap ‘fore we start to DOOP, K? K!! ………..
So wayfarup close to the toppest part, you can see BUTTERMILK FALLS, amirite!!?? Plus even morefarther at the toppest chunk is the PARKING RODEO plus a Pirate Red thing-y that says “YOU ARE HERE!!”. Butt guys ….. it does not show a WALKINGBRIDGE to the other side of the burblecreek anywheres!! Nope!!
So FOR REALS, we did not know how to cross the burblecreek to get to PARK NUMBER FREE (3)!!
That is how come we ‘cided to find our OWN WAY ‘CROSS!! Yup!! Plus that did not work so good!! Ha ha!!
You will see!! Anyhoozle …. me plus Pop jumped on the wildertrail plus started to Doop Dee Doop past this wordysign…………..
Everythings looked pretty normaltimes at firstest, guys!! This wildertrail was pretty skinny in chunks, butt no biggie for advanced beginners like me plus Pop!!
BUTT …. we could tell the wildertrail was go-go-going only the most NORTHEST way, butt that we wanted to go-go-go to the EASTish way!! So that is when we ‘cided to take a different, real TEENSY wildertrail that sorta kinda went the way WE wanted to go-go-go!! ………….
Everythings was going ‘MAZING a ‘gain, guys!! Yup!!
When allasudden ….. outtanowhere …. WHAMMMOKABLAMMO!! ………
We were at pretty much at the very edge of the WILDERCLIFF made of BOULDEROCKS!! IKNOW!!
‘Member how wayfardown the waterfallings were, guys!!?? THAT is how wayfardown this crazybananas wildertrail went!! ……….
‘Course we were thinkingthoughts maybe we should go-go-go back the way we came from, BUTT …. we are both BULLDOGS who are pretty STUBBORN someofthetimes, guys!! Me the FRENCHIE kind, plus POP is …. well, maybe not so much a BULLDOG, butt he is part YETI!! So then we ‘cided we would keep go-go-going, plus climb allaways down to the bottomparts where there is a burblecreek!! Yup!!
Butt mostly it was Pop who carried me like a footsieball ‘cuz I don’t have thumbs!! ANYHOOZLE …….
The FIRSTEST chunk down was CRAZYBANANAS, butt after that, not so bad!! I could even do it for my own self!! Was sooper’citing, too!!
Butt just LOOKIT what was allaways ‘round us allover!! THE NATUREMAMA plus all her babies, guys!! ………..
Plus we just kept going DOWN, plus DOWN, plus DOWN, plus MORE DOWN ‘till I was thinkingthoughts … “What in the marbleworld!!?? Where is the bottomparts for crying out Pete!!??” SERIOUSFACE!!
Butt ‘VENTUALLY, after we went real slow, plus real careful for a whole buncha times, I could start to see some TREEFOOTS, guys!! Plus THAT was meaning we were getting close to the BOTTOMPARTS!! …………
Not so much farther now, guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Plus just LOOKIT how fars we camed DOWN to get to here!! LOOKIT!! …………….
WHOA!! 😮😮😮
I can’t even hardly BLEEVE we climbed allways down to HERE, guys!! Butt … it was mostly POP!! Good thing he has crazybananas long legparts, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! Plus alsotimes - THUMBS!! Thumbs help lots too!! …………
AH HA!! 😊❤️
A more regular-type wildertrail is starting guys!! YES!!
That is sooper’citing ‘cuz that ALSOTIMES means ………..
WE ARE GETTING SOOPERCLOSE TO THE BURBLECREEK!!
I can see it, guys!! Can you!!?? We are sooperdooperclose nowabouts!! YES!! …………..
This is ‘MAZING, guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
From wayfardown here with alla The Naturemama alla ‘round us, plus a burblecreek under our feets ……
I AM FEELINGS AWESOMETIMES!! ** BUTTWIGGLE ** 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
It is sooooooooooo BEAUTIFULLISH in here, everybuddy!! Great googilymoogily do I wishowish you could come to this very chunk of place to see everythings for your own selfs!! For really reals!!
When we came to these parks, there was so much BLUSTERPUFFS up at the toppest chunks Pop was almostly getting shoved allover!! Butt wayfardown in HERE …. it is sooperquiet!! ……………
Can you HEAR, guys!!?? Can you!!??
This burblecreek has a ‘MAZING accent!! Seriousface!! It does not even sound like any burblecreek I have everever heard befores!! IKNOW!!
Butt prolly even THIS burblecreek will understand ………
‘BURBLE URBLE URBLE, BURBLECREEK!!”
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That means “You are my fiend” in rivertalk, guys!! Mister River brainlearned me that!! Yup!!
I do not even know your name, burblecreek, butt it is amayzazing to meet you!! You do lots’nlots of burblings ‘cuz you get to burble over boulderocks that look like a CROOKED HILL!! Blip!! Blop!! Bloop!! ‘MAZING!!
You guys have a looksee ‘round for a bit, ‘cuz nextofalls is when me plus Pop got LOSTED!! TRUESTORY!! ……..
See … where we founded the burblecreek was sorta like a burblecreek intersection and stuff, guys!! The burblecreek SPLIT into TOO differenter burblecreeks, plus we got sorta confusallated, plus turned a ‘round from all our climberating, plus started to DOOP DEE DOOP in the totally wrong way!! IKNOW!! ………..
Butt we were lucky ducklings ‘cuz we met a soopernice couple of peoples who were DOOP DEE DOOPing too!! Yup!! Plus they live close to here, so they knowed the way to the walkingbridge at the end of this park!! OH!! Even MORE importantal is the facteroid THEY TOLDED US THERE WAS A WALKINGBRIDGE!!
‘Cuz ‘member!!?? We did not even know there WAS a bridge!! Anyhoozle … there was lots’nots of bellychuckles, plus the peoples were sooperdeedoopernice, so after we got everythings all sorted … we just ‘cided to hang out for a bit. Yup. ‘Cuz guys …….. how many times will you get to see somethings like …………...
….. THIS!!?? 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Amirite!!?? IKNOW!! AMAYZAZING!!
Littlebits latertimes, we turned ‘round to where our shinynew friendlypals said we had to go-go-go!! ……..
Then we founded a part of the burblecreeks that was real SHALLOW where it split into TOO burblecreeks!! Yup!! Pop footsieballed me under his armparts a ‘gain, plus he crossed over to the other side no problemmo where we founded a FOR REALS wildertrail with MARKINGS plus everything, guys!! ………..
SEE!!?? That was sooper’citing, guys!! ‘Cuz this was meaning we were ALREADYTIMES in the nextest park, butt we wanted to find the WALKINGBRIDGE to make it ‘fficial and stuff!! YES!!
Than… allasudden …. outtanowheres, we went ‘round a cornerpart, plus WHAMMMOKABLAMMO!! …………
…. THERE WAS THE WALKINGBRIDGE!!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Plus more peoples too!! Peoples who knowed how to get to here WAYMOREASIER than me plus Pop!! Ha ha!!
But guys … I am not even joshing If I did it a whole ‘nother times, I would not want to go-go-go the waymoreeasier way ‘cuz then we would not have met the burblecreek or seen alla those ‘mazing seeingsights, plus we would not have made TOO (2) shinynew inthesameplacefriends either!! Nope!! It was all goofy, plus backwaysfront even, butt …. I liked how we got to here!! YES!! It was PERFECTAL even!! …………………..
“HEY WALKINGBRIDGE!! ARE MY LOOKINGMARBLES GLAD TO SEE YOU!! Ha ha!!”
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
For won of the most ‘citing, plus even soopertough-ist DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTURES I have been on in all of evertimes!! Yes!! I liked your BUTTERMILK FALLS, plus your crazybananas wildercliff I got to climb allaways down, plus I ‘specially luvluvloved your burblecreek plus alla what The NatureMama put in your wayfardown bottomparts that we founded too!! Basically everythings was mostly awesometimes!! ‘Course some of your wildertrail chunks are real skinny, plus your picturemaps are the WORSTEST, plus there is no poop closets, so for those reasonings, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …..
(4 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, guys!! There is won more park to share with you ‘fore me plus Pop are done our HAMILTONPLACE WATERFALLINGS MEGA-DOOP, so ‘member to not forget to come back tomorrowtimes too, K? K!! The lastest park is waymoredifferenter than this won, plus we got to go to a place called THE BEAR MEETING PLACE!!
Plus ‘member to not forget THIS stuff too, K? K!! The Naturemama luvluvLOVES you, plus can give you big piles of HappyHeartHugs if you let her!! YUP!! Alls you gotta do is …
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
