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LET'S DO TALKINGTIMES 'BOUT MIRABELLY, GUYS!! (40 photos)

LET'S DO TALKINGTIMES 'BOUT MIRABELLY, GUYS!! (40 photos)

Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Plus HappyMerryMondaytimes too!! YUP!!

‘Fore we go-go-go to the insideparts of our ‘partmenthouse, I am wanting you to have a real good looksee over THISAWAYS, K? K!! ………………

“Hmmm hm hm hmmmmmm hmm”

‘Did you ‘member to not forget I made a promiseface to show you more of alla the special workerman work they did to our gardenparts!!?? Did you!!?? ……………….

Over THISAWAYS, guys!! Under HENRY LOGGINS TIMBERFACE in the shadybits!! …………..

Can you SEE!!?? Can you see REAL GOOD!!??

The workermans are all done putting boulderocks allaways ‘round our frontest gardenparts!! ………….

Looks pretty ‘MAZING, don’chathink!!?? IKNOW!!

Plus they even put chunks of dirt in alla the dippitydoo’s in the grassycarpet!! Plus grassyseeds too!!

Guys … we did not even askerate for that!! Seriousface!! These workermans were AMAYZAZING!! ……….

OH!! That ‘minds me!!

Come to over THISAWAYS, guys!! There is a wordysign I want to share with you, K? K!! …………..

TA-DA!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

THIS is where the workermans came from, everybuddy!! Yup!! Just wanted to show you case YOU wanted soopercool boulderocks ‘round your gardenparts too!!

OKEEDOKE!! Now is when we go-go-go in our ‘roundthebackyard plus up the crooked hill to the insideparts of our ‘partmenthouse so’s we can meet up with our Mirabelly!! YUP!! There is lots’nlots for doing talkingtimes ‘bout SO …

GREAT GOOGILYMOOGILY, you guys!!

You are not s’pposed to get to the toppest parts ‘fore ME!! That is crazybananas!! ………….

You guys wait there, K? I am gonna do zoomers to where you are!! YES!!

All ready!!?? All set!!?? ‘Cuz here I GO-GO-GO!! …………

“NG … MN …. GRUNT … NG …. MN … SNORT” ….

I am doing it, guys!! ………………….

“NG … MN …. GRUNT … NG …. MN … SNORT” ….

Yup!! just littlebits more and stuff!! …………………

“NG … MN …. GRUNT … NG …. MN … SNORT” …. ….

‘Just ‘bout to THERE, guys!! Can you even bleeve how sooperfast I am!!?? IKNOW!! …………

TA-DA!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

** WHEW ** Good things we had a camerabox for proverational picturestories, ‘cuz truestory peoples would not even BLEEVE how sooperfast I am on crooked hills, amirite!!?? Pretty much!! ………………..

Okeedoke, friendlyfriends!! 😊❤️😘❤️😍❤️

Now is when I am n’viting you to do hangoutery with me plus Mirabelle in the frontest room!! YUP!! I am gonna go in firstofalls, plus then you guys come to where we are, K? K!! ………………

There is sooper’portant stuffs for talkings ‘bout, so gimme littlebts of times for wking up Mirabelly, then you come in too, K? K!!

This is gonna be AMAYZAZING!! You will see!! …………

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! 😊❤️😘❤️😍❤️

HI GUYS!! ** BUTTWIGGLE **

See, Mirabelly!! I tolded you everybuddy was coming to do visitational hangout-ery!! ……………..

Goodmorningtimes to you a ‘gain, you guys!! This times from Mirabelly too!!

Truestory for reals no joshing seriousface it is nice to see your faceparts!! Sure is!! …………

Me plus Mirabelly have n’vited you to our frontest room this morningtimes ‘cuz Mirabelly is prolly not gonna go DOOP DEE DOOP exploradventuring for a whiles. Prolly. ………….

Firstofalls, she is doing AOK and stuff, guys!! K? Promiseface!!

Facteroid is, Miraelly is tough like a bag of hammers, plus she is doings waymorebetter than were thinkingthoughts she maybe even would, BUTT ……

For her adoptaversary, Mum plus Pop traded dollarpennies so a famous-type ladyperson (ANIMAL COMMUNICATOR) who does special talkingtimes with puppies, plus kitties, plus even horsepeoples would do hangout-ery with our Mirabelly!! Yup!!

That way Mirabelly could tell everybuddy ‘ZACKLY how she is doing in her own wordybits!! …………….

See … we know for reals her bodyparts are doing pretty good, butt Mirabelly has not been acterating like Mirabelly latelytimes, so we wanted to know what is goings on in her BRAINMELON and stuff!! Yes!! ………….

SOOOOOOOOOOOOO …. the ladyperson said that Mirabelly said she is TUCKERPOOEY-IED, guys!! (* TIRED)

She has been through lotsa’nlots of real tough surgerysticheries to help her breatherating, plus to fix her wonky backparts, plus latelytimes for fixerating wonky tooths too!! That is lots’nlots for a teensy puppygirl like Mirabelly!! …………..

** WHISPERWHISPERWHISPERWHISPERSNORTLE ** …..

What I am MEANINGS to say is that ….. even GIGANTICAL, plus SOOPERPOWERFUL SLAPHAPPY SAUCYQUEENS like Mirabelly need restingtimes someofthetimes, guys!!

‘SPECIALLY after goings through so many ‘fraidy ouchies and stuff, amirite!!?? ………….

** WHISPERWHISPERWHISPERWHISPERSNORTLE ** …..

‘Course this does not even mean Mirabelly is ‘FRAIDY ‘cuz she is still the BIGGEST plus STRONGEST plus waymost BEAUTIFULLISH TOO, K? K!! …………..

** WHISPERWHISPERWHISPERWHISPERSNORTLE ** …..

Okeedoke, Mirabelly. 😊❤️

Plus Mirabelly wants to say somethings to you, everybuddy!! Not with wordybits though, K? Just from inside her HappyHeart to inside your HappyHeartK? K!!

Skootch on in REAL close, guys. Just for littlebits. Yes. So’s Mirabelly can say …………………

😊💜😊💜😊💜

😊💜😘💜😍💜

H💜H💜H💜 …..

Awwwwww!! … 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Soopernice. Mirabelly luvluvloves you guys lots’nlots!! YES!! Sure does!! …………..

So, basically alls we are saying is that our Mirabelly is gonna take it real easybreezy for a whiles, guys.

Mum says she is gonna be in “SPA MODE” for a whiles to help alla the NERVYWIRING in her insideparts relaxerate so’s she will feel safe plus sound and stuff, knowhatIamsayings!!?? …………….

Did you know??

Mirabelly even stopped luvluvloving our rollycar ROCKY, guys!!

She thoughted it was HIS thinkingthoughts to go to get surgerystichery allatimes. Yup. Plus that everytime she got in him, she was prolly gonna have MORE surgerystichery!!

Yup. Was a bummer to have the lady tell us Mirabelly said so, ‘cuz ROCKY luvluvLOVES our Mirabelly, plus wants to take her allover to sooperfun chunks of places for HappyFunTimes and stuff too!! ……….

Butt …. not for a whiles, guys. Not for a whiles. ………….

Mirabelly will come a ‘gain latertimes after a whole buncha SPA MODE that she deserves for reals!! YES!!

PLUS … if you have easybreezy thinkingthoughts or friendlyvibes you can send to her with HappyHeartHugs, that would be real nice, guys. Yes. The nicest even, K? K. Shanksh, everybuddy. 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️………….

Butt NO WORRYTHOUGHTS!! For reals and stuff!!

Our Mirabelly is doing ‘MAZING plus after SPA MODE she is gonna be even waymorebetter!! ………..

Me plus Mirabelly just wanted to let you 'know, ‘cuz for the nextest chunk of whiles, when I go-go-go to do DOOP DEE DOOP exploradventuring, it is just gonna be YOU PLUS ME, K? K!!

Plus THAT ‘minds me to tell you ‘bout somethings totally differenter plus SOOPER’CITING!! ……..

Guys …. everybuddy knows that I am the PARKMASTER GENERAL of our CANADAplace, amirite!!?? ‘COURSE!!

Plus that wayfarback in the 2013times I started to go see, plus write reviews for every park I could find!! ‘MEMBER!!?? YES!! …………..

Well …. for a WHILES I was going to like …. ELEVENTY parks every weektimes or somethings!! IKNOW!!

It was CRAZYBANANAS!! Plus I would write my reviews waymoreslower than I was finding shinynew parks, so … ‘couple yeartimes a ‘go I had a WHOLE BUNCH of picturestories on our ‘puterbox I did not even get to share!! LOTS’NLOTS, GUYS!! …………….

Then … allasudden … outta nowheres ….WHAMMOKABLAMMO!!

The ‘puterbox went CRAZYBANANAS plus alla thos picturestories DISAVANISHED, guys!! FOR REALS!! ……

Butt whattayagonnnado, amirite!!?? I just kept going to more plus more shinynew parks ‘cuz that is what PARKMASTER GENERALS do and stuff!! Yup!!

BUTT GUYS!! …………………

Just littlechunks of whiles a ‘go …..

MUM FIXERATED THAT ‘PUTERBOX PLUS FOUNDED ALLA MY PICTURESTORIES!!

Truestory!! So allasudden I am getting REAL CLOSE to a shinynew plus sooper’portant number of PARKS I HAVE BEEN TO!! …………

YUP!! I am not even joshing, guys!!

So now is when Mum plus Pop are thinkingthoughts MAYBE I should try to make a seriousface for reals ……

MARBLEWORLD RECORD!!

YES!! Mum is gonna tell you ‘bout the numbering and stuff, ‘cuz I am not so good with mathemagicals, K? K!! ……

Hello, everyone! Mum here. 😊❤️

Ok! So Archie just recently posted Park Review Five Hundred and Thirty Eight! (538) It really is amazing! And … after I was able to recover a ton of photos from that old external hardrive that went kaput, Archie now has FIFTY additional unpublished park reviews he can write! 50!

That would bring his total to an unbelievable FIVE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT!!

So now we are thinking he is real close to SIX HUNDRED and that MAYBE it’s time to approach the GUINESS WORLD RECORDS people and attempt to establish a new world record for …

“MOST PARKS VISITED BY A SINGLE DOG” …

What are YOUR thinkingthoughts, guys!!??

Seriousface I neverever in all of evertimes thoughted I would get to a numbery THAT big!! I am not even joshing!! I do not even know what that number MEANS for crying out Pete!!

It is lots’nlots of workerman work, plus could take a big chunk of times, butt WHATCHATHINK!!?? Should I try sooperhard to ….

make a MARBLEWORLD RECORD!!?? …….

So lemme know what you guys are thinkingthoughts, K? K!!

Shanksh, guys!! Me plus Mirabelly really, really, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelly wanna know!! ……………

Okeedoke!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Shanksh for spending so much times with us this morningtimes, plus for hearing all our storytimes and stuff!! It means the MOSTEST for reals to be with friendlypals like YOU!! Sure does!!

BUTT … that is alla the times we have for hangout-ery this shinynew morningtimes, guys!! So from me plus Mirabelly plus Mum plus Pop plus the whole, entire Brindlebunch …

Have a ‘MAZING Mondaytimes, plus take real good care of yourselfs ‘cuz like Mirabelly just tolded us … it is REAL SOOPER’PORTANT to take it easybreezy when you are needing to, K? YES!! Sooper’portant!!

Plus ‘most importantal of alls …. ‘member to not forget that ……………….

We luvluvLOVE you guys!!

😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Forever plus everever!!

😊❤️😘❤️😍❤️

See you latertimes, friendlyfriends!!

H❤️H❤️H❤️

H💜H💜H💜


TIMES FOR HANG-OUTERY WITH THE NATUREMAMA, GUYS!! (50 photos)

TIMES FOR HANG-OUTERY WITH THE NATUREMAMA, GUYS!! (50 photos)

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