VILLAGE GATE PARK
Features:
Just a teensy park!
Real close to busy rollycar roads!
Not so much for puppies!!
Soopercool ponyhorse statue!!
Next to a graveyard, guys!! For reals!!
VILLAGE GATE PARK
PARK REVIEW #539
Snort Index Rating:
2.0 SNORTS!!
Milton, Ontario, Canada
Hey, guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton comin’ atcha with a shinynew park review just for YOU!! Yup!! This is just a teensy little guy real close to a sooperzoomer highwayroad I was on to get to a whole DIFFERENTER park that I can’t even hardly wait to tell you ‘bout, butt … THAT park is crazybananas gigantical, plus I made ‘bout eleventy bajillion picturestories, so I am gonna need waymorelots of time to finish THAT review, bleeve you me!!
Butt anyhoozle …. for a neato breaktimes from our treaveltripping, I was thinkingthoughts I would stop at this here teensy park to have a looksee!! SO I TOTALLY DID!! …………..
We had to put Rocky, our rollycar, under a leafytree littlebits a’way ‘cuz there is NO PARKING RODEO for this park, guys!! Nope!! You gotta DOOP DEE DOOP there on your feets!! PLUS … bleeve it or nope, you have to DOOP DEE DOOP ‘cross a GRAVEYARD to get to there!! Seriousface!!
Good thing it was not nightynightimes ‘cuz prolly I would be too ‘fraidy to go for crying out Pete!!
Anyhoozle … this is NOT part of my park review, ‘cuz seriousface the graveyard is NOT part of the park … just sayin’. We had to go by a whole buncha MELONSTONES to get there!! YUP!! ……….
BUTT … after that it was no biggie. There is won of these doohickeys at each end of this teensy park. Yup. Plus once you are past those, there is basically justa couple things for checking out:
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Nice flowerposies plus shrubbadubs and stuff
A big ‘ol artsyfartsy ponyhorse statue!! (That was the coolist part!!)
Here is all the OTHER stuff for checking out, guys!! …….
Looks pretty shinynew and stuff, plus it is nice for your lookingmarbles, butt … not for puppies, guys.
It is real close to TOO sooperbusy rollycar roads, plus there is no fencings at all!! Nope!! So safetystrings on for this park!! Yes!!
My most favouritist part was …..
….. THIS THING!! Artsyfarsy ponyhorses made out of crusty robotparts!! Was pretty cool for reals, butt this park has no wet, waterystuffs, not so much shadybits, plus it is not safe for puppies, so that is how come it only gets 2.0 SNORTS!!
Shanksh anyhoozle, park!! Hope lotsa other peoples like to come visit you!! YES!!
Okeedoke, everybuddy!! That is all of this park review, butt stay tuned for my nextest review ‘cuz truestory for reals no joshing seriousface … it is gonna be AWESOMETIMES!! PROMISEFACE!!
Signed,
Parkmaster General
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton
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