MEADOWCREEK PARK
FEATURES:
Lots’nlots of roominess!!
Picklenick tables!!
Butt NO SHADYBITS!!
Plus NEXT TO A POOP FACTORY!!
VISITED October 17, 2016!!
MEADOWCREEK PARK
PARK REVIEW #553
Snort Index Rating:
2.0 SNORTS!!
Ilderton, Ontario, Canada
This park was not so far, guys!! Not even won half of won hourtimes!! NO BIGGIE!!
Lookit alla the ROOMINESS for crying out Pete!! IKNOW!!
This is what your lookingmarbles will see when you get to here!! No problemmo!!
Hey hidey-ho, friendlyfriends!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Shanksh for coming to check out my shinynew park review!! Yes!! It is soopernice to see alla your faceparts and stuff this morningtimes!! Sure is!!
This here Park Review is from wayfarback in the 2016times for crying out Pete!! IKNOW!! This is won of the reviews that disavanished into a wonky ‘puterbox!! Yup!! Butt Mum founded the whole bunch a’gain, so it is crazybananas to see them after so much times!! Seriousface!!
Anyhoozle … when I went to this park, I was sooper’cited, ‘cuz it looked pretty ‘mazing on the picturemap: lotsa roominess, some monkeyclimbers, even some picklenick tables for hangout-ery - you know, alla the bestest stuff for city-type parks!! ………….
Here is me plus Mirabelly when we firstest got to there!! PLs LOOKIT!! It is our oldentimer rollycar SKYROLLER BLOO waiting for us!!
Butt soon as we got to there, we founded out a ‘couple somethings that was gonna be not so great, guys!! Yup!! Firstofalls … we founded a wordysign at won end that made my brainmelon say … FOR REALS!!?? ……
IT SAYS THERE IS A POOP FACTORY (Wastewater Management System) RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!
Guys …. seriousface … who n’vents a shinynew park right next to a POOP FACTORY!!?? Seriousface!! Plus on stinkywarm daytimes, that is prolly not gonna be too sooperfun for your smellerator!! Prolly NOPE!!
Anyhoozle, it was not stinky when we were there, so maybe it is no biggie, butt …. sure was weird for MY brainmelon to figure that out!! Sure was!!
Butt after THAT, we had a real good looksee a ‘round, guys!! Here is the firstest stuffs we founded …….
This here park is builderated onna big ‘ol chunk of grassycarpet, so looks like mostly they do soccerballing here, guys!! Butt there is lotsa roominess not just in the park, butt in the parking rodeo too!! Yup!! So basically easybreezy!! PLUS … there is even pretty fancy POOP CLOSETS, but they are prolly just for soccerballing games ‘cuz they were not open when we went. Just sayin’.
After THAT, we went allover to check everythings ELSE out, plus that is when we founded the nextest prollem …..
There is SWINGINGCHAIRS, plus MONKEYCLIMBERS, plus a PUDDLEPOND for floatybirds, plus lots’nlots plus LOTS of GRASSYCARPET, guys!! Alla that is perfectal and stuff, butt guys ….
THERE IS ALMOSTLY NO SHADYBITS!!
PLUS NO BURBLECREEK FOR COOLING OFF UNDERCARRIAGES!!
Nope!! Not even littlebits!! This park is NOT shinynew ‘cuz we could see all the lines in the parking rodeo are disavanishing and stuff, butt truestory is still sorta kinds LOOKED shinynew, ‘cuz there are almsotly NO LEAFYTREES!! Yes!! Plus the wons that are IN the park are mostly just teensy!! That is not so good for flat-face puppies like me plus Mirabelly!!
It was not even the most stinkywarm daytimes when we went, butt …….
…. after doing some zoomers goofballery ‘cuz of alla the roominess, me plus Mirabelly had to hide under a picklenick table from the sunsmiles!! I am not even joshing!!
So …. there is lots that is pretty cool ‘bout this park that mostly all PEOPLEPALS could prolly like, butt ‘cuz it is my snort index rating, plus ‘cuz it was not so perfectal for me plus Mirabelly, I am giving this park a ………….
….. SNORT INDEX RATING OF (2 SNORTS OUT OF 5)!!
Shanksh, park!! For reals it was sooperfun to exploradventure allover you, butt the NO SHADINESS plus POOP FACTORY parts were not so ‘mazing!! Maybe when your leafytrees are all growed up, it will be waymorebetter, so we can come back and try more goofballery with you!! Plus maybe do some thinkingthoughts ‘bout telling that POOP FACTORY to take a hike!! Yes!!
Okeedoke!! Shanksh, guys!! We are doing ZOOMERS through these oldentimer Park Reviews, plus that is AWESOMETIMES! Yes!! We are gonna get to (*600) soopersoon!! Anyhoozle …. I have some reviews for parks I JUST got to go see this very weektimes, so keep your lookingmarbles peeled for those wons, K?? They are ‘MAZING!! Yes!!
Oh!! Plus ‘member to not forget:
GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE FOR CRYING OUT PETE!!
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
The Right Honourablish Parkmaster General of the Canadaplace and Stuff
