GATHER 'ROUND, EVERYBUDDY!!
Now is the times when I read my Holidaytimes poemstory just for you!!
It is called "Twas The Nightynightimes Afore Crispymess".
Hope you like it! .......

*ahem* ...

T’was nightynightimes
Afore Crispymess,
And all through our place,
There was smiles plus big toothygrins,
All up on our face!!

Walkingsocks for our presents,
Hung all ready to be fed!!
Then we dreamed lotsa dreamythoughts,
‘Bout the Pajamaman
All in Red!!

Mum plus Pop in a cozypile,
Me plus Mirabelle at their feet!!
Then we zoom off
To the dreamingplace,
To decide what to eat! (Maybe that’s just me though, guys!!)

ALLASUDDEN!! Just outside -
There was gigantical smashing!!
Steve’s deerpeople cousins,
Plus a toboggan
Came crashing!!

I jumped up, plus went zoomers,
Plus looked out just to see!!
Then my earparts
Plus my lookingmarbles
Went crazybananas with glee!!

Eleventy flying deerpeoples
With goggles inna row!!
Plus a soooper ’mazing toboggansled
Filled with cool stuff they did tow!!

A jolly, jello-y, burly driverman
Got out with a jump!!
He was round,
made of flubber,
You could say he was plump!!

“Hey, Dashing!!
Hey, Dancer!!
Hey Jumpy!!
And Gary!!
Plus, Comet!!
Plus Cupid!!
Plus Donny!!
Plus Larry!!”

“All you guys there up front,
Everybuddy who’s a deer,
Watch your hoofyshoes,
Plus your antenna’s,
And you guys all stay here!”

He was sooperdooper fast,
‘Cuz he wore Pirate Red,
Butt I hid like a
Sneakyninjaman while
Everybuddy else was in bed!

Then he jumped down our chimbly,
With a whoosh of chilly airs,
And went “PLOP”
And then “OOF!!”
‘Cuz he fell everywheres!!

He was roley,
Plus poley,
Plus he jiggled allatimes.
I was so crazy ‘cited,
I made a toot from behind!

When he turned, he just winkled,
Bellychuckles filled the air!!
He kept stuffing
All our presentsocks,
‘Cuz he didn’t even care!!

‘Course he ate all my cookiecakes,
Then wiped his beard clean,
Plus he flew up,
Up our chimbly,
Like he was never even seen!!

Butt I heard him yell loud,
When he flew out of sight…
MERRY CRISPYMESS YOU GUYS!!
PLUS TO ALL….
HAPPYHEARTHUGS PLUS COZYPILE SNUGGLESNORTS PLUS YUMMYSUMMIES PLUS EVERYTHINGS YOU NEED TO FILL YOUR HEART WITH HAPPY FOREVER, PLUS EVEREVER!!

Or something like that. Yes. Butt prolly it rhymed though. Prolly.

HAPPY MERRY HOLIDAY AWESOMETIMES, EVERYBUDDY!!
We luvluvlove you guys!! H ❤ H ❤ H ❤