Park Review #409

Snort Index Rating: 1.5 SNORTS!!

VILLAGEWALK COMMONS

160 Villagewalk Boulevard,
London, Ontario, Canada

Features:

Sorta teensyl!!
Rollycar roads are REAL close!!
Lotsa walkingroads!!
Lotsa benches for buttparts!!
I like the oldentimer decorational ornabits!!
Safetystrings only, guys!!

Hi guys!! I am totally 'cited 'cuz I found a whole 'nother shinynew park that is not even on my list yet!! Ha ha!! YES!! I found it inna shinynew neighbourhood hiding like a sneaky ninjaman!!

This park is real differenter than lotsa parks, guys!! Yup!! It is more like a decorational ornabit for this shinynew nieghbourhood!! Fact is, this park has lots'nlots of soopersnazzy decorational ornabits allover too!! Yup!! The lightningbulbs have special oldentimer poles. plus there are fancy benches for buttparts, plus real snazzy, decorational boulderwalls with a soopercool ARCH at the way in!! I liked that part for reals!!

Basically this park is real nice for your lookingmarbles, butt.... there is no shadybits yet, 'cuz alla the leafytrees are just shinynew!! Truestory!! Plus this park has rollycar roads that go almostly the whole, entire way 'round with no safety-type fences!! That means this park is for walking with safetystrings only, guys!! Seriousface!! So no zoomers goofballery here, K? K!!

Anyhoozle, this park is gonna be real pretty and stuff, butt not so much for puppies!! Not even!! It is for romantical walkingtimes with your bestest friendlypal so you can sit on fancy benches for buttparts plus say romatical wordybits and stuff like in the moviepictures.

Butt it is pretty snoring for puppies!!
Sorry, park, butt you are just a treat for my lookingmarbles!! 😊 😊 😊