Park Review #426

Snort Index Rating: 4.5 SNORTS!!

ELORA GORGE CONSERVATION AREA

7400 Wellington County Road #21
Elora, Ontario, Canada

Features:

A gigantical crack in the ground!! (The Gorge)
A 'nother Mister River (Grand River)
Lots'nlots to see
Sooperbeautifullish!!
Lotsa walkingroads in the wilderwild!!
Not like anywheres else!!
What I am saying is you will prolly like it!!

Howdy, friendlyfriends!! 😊 💜

Truestory for reals no joshing seriousface, this park is one of my most favoritist in evertimes!! Seriousface!! I luvluvlove mostly everythings 'bout this park!!

Butt you are thinkingthoughts.... "ARCHIE BRINDLETON... IF THIS PARK IS MADE OUT OF AWESOME, THEN HOWCOMEFORWHY IS IT NOT A "FIVE SNORT PARK!!??"

Good questionthoughts you guys!! Plus now is the times I will tell you!!
Basically this park is 'mazing. Butt 'cuz it is mostly inna gigantical crack in the ground (The Gorge), there are things in this park that are sorta dangerous and stuff. Yes. Not dangerous like you should be 'fraidy or anythings!! Not even!! Just dangerous 'cuz you have to be careful when you go visit The NatureMama in the wilderwild. Yes!! 'Specially when you go inna gigantical crack in the ground!!

Anyhoozle... just so's you know, me plus Mirabelle went into the crack from the EloraVillage side down the crazybananas long crooked hill!! Yes!! So we did not get to see the campingrounds plus lotsa the stuffs that is in the Provincial Park parts, butt we for sure got to see MisterGRANDRiver!! Yup!! Plus he knew what * "BURBLE URBLE URBLE" means too!!

*NOTE:

Archie believes this is a phrase meaning "I am your friend" in a language spoken only by rivers and other flowing bodies of water. He says it happily every time that he visits his friend, MisterRiver (aka the Thames River of Ontario, Canada).
Although Archie has stated that he can speak the language fluently, this is the only riverspeak phrase he has ever shared with friends and family.

So I am gonna keep this review soopershort and stuff, guys. Yes. 'Cuz this one is soopersimple: GO. TO. THIS. PARK. Yes!! It is sooper'mazing awesometimes!! Just 'member it is free to go down in the crack if you go from the ELORA villagetownsburg side. You can find the crooked hill to climb down at the backparts of VICTORIA PARK!! It is longwaysdown, butt there is good railingrods plus most peoples can do it AOK. If you need help walkings, maybe don't go down this way, 'cuz the trails at the bottom are for advanced beginners only, guys!! Just sayin'!!

When you are down at the bottomparts, it is soopercool 'cuz you get to look wayfarup the walls of this ginatical crack, plus you can do lotsa exploradventuring on boulderocks, plus in leafytrees plus you can even wade 'cross MisterGrandRiver too!! He is not even that deep mostlytimes!!

BUTT..... if you wanna see the whole entire park, like where the campingground, plus where you can do sooperfun zipperline goofballery or ride floatydonuts down MisterGrandRiver, then you gotta go in from the CONSERVATION AREA side, plus that will cost some dollarpennies!! Yup!! BUTT IT WILL BE TOTALLY WORTH IT!!

Shanksh, park!! Plus shanksh to your NatureMama!! You are the bestest for reals!! 😊 💜