FREE LEISURETIMES LESSONS FROM ME, ARCHIE BRINDLETON!! (6 photos)
Okeedoke!! Down to tacky brassparts, guys!!
Now is the times for the next part of my brainlearning course called...
WINNING AT LEISURETIMES WITH ARCHIE BRINDLETON!!
Yes!! This is prolly the most bestest brainlearning course in all of everywheres 'cuz it will help teach you how to win at leisuretimes too!! Yes!! Best part!!?? It does not cost any dollarpennies!!
I KNOW!! Can you bleeve it!!?? ME EITHER!! Okeedoke!! Let's get started and stuff!!..........
Finding the perfectal spot for leisuretimes is sooper'portant, guys!! Yes!! It has to be quietish, plus not busy with hustlebustle noisybits, plus basically you have to find a spot that is just the right amount of comfy!! SERIOUSFACE!! .............
COMFY, guys!! Yes!! Butt not TOO comfy!! Just comfy. Not cushy. Not squishy. Not smushy. Cozy is OK. Butt not TOO cozy. Maybe littlebits. Basically Comfycozy is OK. Butt not cozycomfy. That is just crazybananas. Find the most perfectal place that is just...... COMFY. Yes.
Like Mum's shinynew OTTOMAN!! ...........................
Yes!! 'Specially in the sunsmiley summertimes when it is stinywarm!! I am under Mum's shinynew ceiling-fan, guys!! That makes this spot even waymoreperfectal!! If you do not know, ceiling-fans are crazybananas downside up spinnytrees that have branches plus big leafyhands that make blusterpuffs for cooling off in!! Yup!! Pretty cool, amirite!!?? So I am in the perfectal spot so's the blusterpuffs can cool off my undercarriage!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... IS NICE!! 😃................
Okeedoke!! Nextparts is sooper'portant too!! Yes!! Nextofalls you have to clean out your 'ol brainmelon!! Yes!! Throw out alla the yucky, 'fraidy, goofy, not-so-positive-ish thinkingthoughts that make it hard to do leisuretimes!! Let them just ooooooze out your earparts, guys!!
Somebuddy will clean up alla that ooozy junkiness latertimes, butt not you 'cuz you are too busy WINNING AT LEISURETIMES!! Ha ha!! .............
Truestory for reals this part is prolly the most hardest of all!! Yes!! 'Cuz now you have to find somebuddy who will rubbadub alla your most favoritist parts!! Seriousface!! Lucky for me Pop will do it anytimes I roll downsideup!! I have trained him with lotsa brainlearning, guys, so now you have to do brainlearning trainings for somebuddy to rubbadub YOU!! I luvluvlove to get lotsa massagery rubbings allover alla my burlyman muscleparts!! Yup!! NOW YOU TRY!!
Shanksh for coming to my brainlearning course, you guys!! Just follow alla the steps for this brainlearning lesson and befores you know it, you will be WINNING AT LEISURETIMES too!!
Yes!! now go do some practicetimes and stuff, K? K!! See you latertimes!!
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