WORSTEST PARKS UPDATE (PARKS #443-454)
Okeedoke, everybuddy!! 😃 💜
Now is the times for cleaning up lotsa looseygoosey endparts on my gigantical park list, guys!! Yup!! I have a bunch of park reviews for parks that are not so awesometimes, so I am gonna do them all at once and stuff, K? K!!
So here they are, guys!! These ones are all the most terrible-ist of them all, butt I still have to go so I can prove I went to every single park in my city where I live!! Here we GO-GO-GO!!........
PARK #443: GIBBONS/UWO WETLAND
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
GIBBONS/UWO WETLAND
6536 Bradish Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Wetlands!!
- Only for looking at, guys!!
- Right 'side a whole better park called UPLANDS TRAIL!!
PARK #444: GLEN CAIRN / OPEN SPACE
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
GLEN CAIRN / OPEN SPACE
901 Commissioners Road East,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- There are LOTSA coyotes, here!!
- Everybuddy I know that has seen a coyote. saw it HERE!! So be soopercareful!!
- Do not visit after dusk OR EVEN WAYMOREBETTER, NOT AT ALL!!
PARK #445: GORE ROAD OPEN SPACE
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
GORE ROAD OPEN SPACE
3001 Gore Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Not so much to see here, guys!!
- Nextdoor to a rollycar junkyard!!
- No wildetrails!!
- Nothing for visiting!!
PARK #446: HIGHVIEW PARK
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
HIGHVIEW PARK
325 Highview Avenue East,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Sorta "U" shaped!!
- Not for visiting, guys!!
- Maybe OK for doing chores, butt not so much more than that!!
PARK #447: MARR DRAIN
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
MARR DRAIN
601 EXeter Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- A sooperlong walkingroad!!
- Butt hiding behind a jailhouse!!
- Sorta goes nowheres!!
- No shadyparts either!!
PARK #448: MEANDER CREEK SWM
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
MEANDER CREEK SWM
919 Blackmaple Court,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Lotsa swampybits!!
- A puddlepond!!
- A sooperskinny wildertrail!!
- No shadyparts either!!
PARK #449: MURRAY-MARR SWM
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
MURRAY-MARR SWM
3526 Dingman Drive,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Hiding 'tween the rollycar highway plus the jailinghouse!!
- One big, long pavey walkingroad!!
- No shadybits!!
PARK #450: NORLAN AVE / OPEN SPACE
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
NORLAN AVE / OPEN SPACE
99 Norlan Avenue,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- This one is just silly, guys!!
- It is just a teensy chunk of place!!
- Right 'side a rollycar road!!
- Nothing for visiting here!!
- Soopersnoring, even!!
PARK #451: OXFORD PCP
Snort Index Rating: 0.5 SNORTS!!
OXFORD PCP
1570 Oxford Street West,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- It's a POOP FACTORY, guys!!
- Who wants to hang out here, for crying out Pete!!??
- NOT ME!!
PARK #452: PINCOMB DRAIN
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
PINCOMB DRAIN
3035 Singleton Avenue ,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- Just a teensy burblecreek!!
- With a pavey walkingroad beside it!!
- Not much for lookings at!!
- Snoring!!
PARK #453: PINCOMB DRAIN SWMF #1
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
PINCOMB DRAIN SWMF #1
3150 Wonderland Road South,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- A paw-made puddlepond!!
- Some pavey walkingroads!!
- Not much for lookings at!!
- No shadybits at alls!!
PARK # 454: RIVER ROAD SWM
Snort Index Rating: 1.0 SNORTS!!
RIVER ROAD SWM
2315 River Road,
London, Ontario, Canada
Features:
- A paw-made puddlepond!!
- Pretty snoring!!
- Peoples builderated a shinynew 'MEMBERANCE DAY memorial here, guys!!
That is all for this updatery, guys!!
I will post more of the most terrible-ist parks latertimes, K? K!! Shanksh, everybuddy!! 😍 💜
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