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TUESDAY MORNINGTIMES... PLUS WHO IS WAYMOREFASTER ON THE CROOKED HILL!! (22 photos)

TUESDAY MORNINGTIMES... PLUS WHO IS WAYMOREFASTER ON THE CROOKED HILL!! (22 photos)

Goodmorningtimes, you guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Can you see who is talkings at you!!?? Hee hee!! .........................

It is me, ARCHIE BRINDLETON, your bestest friendlypal!! Yup!! Plus Mirabelle too, who is still getting all better after her surgerystichery!! 

Did you know!!?? Mirabelly's SAUCE is coming back, guys!! Lots'nlots too!! I am not even joshing!! We keep telling her to take it easybreezy, butt..... NOT SO MUCH!! ........................

You can still see where the Doctoranarians TOOK OUT ALLA HER SAUCE too!! Yup!! Right there at the baldybits of her armleg!! 

We are gonna take her back for checking up this very Thursdaytimes, plus we are gonna have to tell them that HER SAUCE IS COMING BACK SOOPERFAST!! Plus that keeping her easybreezy is......... NOT SO EASYBREEZY!! Ha ha!! ..................

Anyhoozle..... talkings 'bout SOOPERFAST, we are here at the toppest part of the CROOKED HILL just for some HappyFunTimes!! Yup!! ........................

We are gonna find out WHO IS WAYMOREFASTER TO OUR 'ROUNDTHEBACKYARD, GUYS!! .......

YUP!! I even took off my PIRATE RED COLLAR so's I would be only NORMALFAST, plus not SOOPERFAST and stuff!! Yup!! For being fair and everythings, amirite!!?? 'COURSE!! ................

OKEEDOKE, GUYS!! 

I AM GONNA GO FIRSTEST, K? K!! HERE I GO-GO-GO!! ..................

JUST GOTTA......... *GRUNT* ......THEN.............. *GRUNT*.....THEN ON THIS ONE............

*GRUNT* *CLUNK* *GRUNT* *SNORT* *THUMP*...........

(* Archie looking like a baby rhino crashing down the stairs - MUM)  

OKEEDOKE!! NOW I AM GOING............... SOOPER........*GRUNT* ..............FAST!!..................

*THUMP* *GRUNT* *SNORT* *BUMP* *SNORT* *BUMPITY-BUMP* ..............

PROLLY.................YOU................CAN HARDLY EVEN........*SNORT*..............SEE ME!! .....................

*GRUNT* .......*THUMP* *THUMP* ...........ALMOSTLY.............THERE.............SOOPERFAST FINISH..........

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

GOLLY!! THAT WAS 'MAZING!! COULD YOU EVEN SEE ME, GUYS!! THAT FELTED SOOPERFAST TO ME!! SURE DID!! 

OKEEDOKE!! NOW MIRABELLY'S TURN!! GO-GO-GO, MIRABELLY!! .....................

*PAT* *PAT* PAT* .......................

*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* *PAT*.............

(* Mirabelle looking like a cougar floating effortlessly down the stairs - MUM) 

*PAT* *PAT* *PAT* WHOOOSH!

HUH. Well........ was pretty close though, amirite!!?? Pretty much!! Butt Mirabelly prolly won 'cuz of her sooperlong legparts, amirite!!?? Prolly!! 

Speakerating of our Mirabelly....where did she-

OHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEE HEE!! 

Lookerates to my lookingmarbles like POP got out her most favouritist BLOO PUDDLEPOND for cooling off her undercarriage, guys!! Soopernice!! .................

Just LOOKIT her, everybuddy!! 

She is having the bestest times, but is still mopey too!! That is somethings only MIRABELLE's can do, amirite!! Pretty much!! Ha ha!! ............................

Anyhoozle..... I am gonna watcherate from over here so's she does not BOP MY FACEPARTS and stuff!! 

So have a 'MAZING Tuesdaytimes, guys!! Plus, if it is sooperstinkywarm where you are, make sure YOU take it easybreezy too, K? K!! YES!! 

See you latertimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😘❤️😍❤️

❤️❤️❤️ Luvluvlove you guys!! ❤️❤️❤️

 H❤️H❤️H❤️


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