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WEDNESDAY MORNINGTIMES... PLUS INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY (10 photos)

WEDNESDAY MORNINGTIMES... PLUS INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY (10 photos)

Oh! Hey!! Goodmorningtimes, guys!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️ ………

Golly!! This is PERFECTAL and stuff!! YUP!! Me plus Mirabelly are just coming out to our ‘roundthebackyard for our morningtimes chores!! Truestory!! Plus… it is soopernice to see your faceparts, everybuddy!! YUP!! ……………….

Can you guys BLEEVE it is the WEDNESDAYTIMES For crying out Pete!!?? Not me!! Not Mirabelly either!! That means we are halfways to the WEEKENDTIMES!! Plus THAT means….

We are getting sooperclose to ARCHIEPAWLOOZA!! For reals!!

‘Course we are bummed it is the lastest weektimes we can hang out for a longwhiles, BUTT… Mirabelly is alsotimes pretty ‘cited, ‘cuz a buncha you guys are gonna come for hanging out at ARCHIEPWLOOZA plus THAT means…

MIRABELLE CAN BOP YOUR FACEPARTS!! Ha ha!! …………………

So if you are gonna come say “HI!” this Sundaytimes, ‘member to not forget to WEAR A MELONHELMET, guys!! Hee hee!!

OH!! That ‘minds me!! Truestory, it is the Wednesdaytimes, butt did you know!!?? It is ALSOTIMES……..

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! One of the most funist daytimes in all of evertimes ‘cuz everybuddy gets to TALK LIKE A PIRATE, guys!!

Yar harrr! Ahoy there ye lily livered blaggards! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day, and that means it’s time for pillaging and imbibing of rum! Pirates have been all the rage in recent years, and out of that rage came an insane and completely piratical idea. There should be a day dedicated to keeping the piratical language alive, and more importantly the piratical tradition.

History of Talk Like A Pirate Day

It was June 6, 1995, and there was a group of men playing racquetball, and throughout they were shouting encouragement to each other. On this particular day, for reasons unbeknownst to them, they started shouting piratical slang at each other. From there it just kind of took on a life of its own, and they realized by the end of the game that it was necessary that they establish a holiday to celebrate that encouraged the use of such a fine vernacular. The first thing they needed was a date, and it just so happened that the date selected was the birthday of his ex-wife.

For the next seven years they honored this holiday, in relative obscurity, until they happened upon the email address of one Dave Barry, a syndicated columnist and author of a great number of books. He also happened to be hilarious, like any good pirate should be. From there it’s all history, Dave Barry promoted the holiday, and it’s been one amazing year after another as people all over the country celebrate this auspicious holiday.

How to celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day

Well mate, celebrating talk like a pirate day be as easy as a day in the tropic, you simply need to turn up your piratical vernacular, pour a few fruity drinks with umbrellas in them, and gather with friends to celebrate the day in your piratey best! There are songs to be song and wenches to be clenched, and who can resist a backyard barbecue with grilled pineapple, salmon made by wokkin’ the plank, and a perhaps inappropriately large amount of pure sugar cane rum? Talk Like A Pirate Day is comin’, are you ready to pirate it up? We know that we’re going to!

Isn’t that ‘MAZING!!?? IKNOW!! ………………

So…… “YAAAAAAAR, ME MATEYS!! YAAAAAAR” for reals!! Hee hee!! ……………..

PLUS… WeatherWizard says it is gonna be a pretty ‘mazing daytimes in the outsideplace, so ‘member to not forget, guys:

GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE, K? K!!

‘Cuz like I say allatimes… hanging out with The NatureMama is the bestest at keeping Happy in your Heart!! That is just SCIENCE, guys!! I mean…

“YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!” …………

HappyMerryWednesdaytimes, everybuddy!! Plus HappyMerry TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY too!!

Me plus Mirabelly plus the whole, entire Brindlebunch hope you have a soopernice daytimes full up with sooperfun awesometimes!! Sure do!! ‘Cuz…

❤️❤️❤️ We luvluvlove you guys!! ❤️❤️❤️

See you latertimes, friendlyfiends - I mean “MATEYS!!” Hee hee!! 😊❤️😘❤️😍❤️

H❤️H❤️H❤️



CLICK this photo to read all about ARCHIE'S PENDING RETIREMENT ON SEPTEMBER 23, 2018

4 DAYS LEFT UNTIL ARCHIE'S RETIREMENT! 

If you can, come and say goodbye in person at this years' ARCHIEPAWLOOZA. 
The Brindlebunch would love a chance to say THANK YOU to Archie's wonderful friends. 

(Taking place at the Fanshawe Pioneer Village on Sept. 23 - click the photo for details)
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