INGERSOLL OFF LEAD DOG PARK
Park Review #581:
INGERSOLL
OFF LEAD DOG PARK
Snort Index Rating:
3.5 SNORTS!!
FEATURES:
Prolly my most favouritist won, guys!!
Lots’nlots of shadyparts!!
Next door to a burblecreek!!
Benches for buttparts!!
Big piles of roominess too!!
VISITED on Aug 16, 2020 !!
Okeedoke, guys!! This here park is won town to the Eastish ways ‘bout half of won hourtimes a way!! Yup!! It is called the INGERSOLLplace, plus I have been going to here lots’nlots!!
Butt it is sorta hard for finding ‘cuz it is hiding down a skinny alley that does not look like you should go down, plus even after that, it is hiding behind a TEENSYGOLFBALLING place!! I am not even joshing!!
You come in from the left paw side, guys!! Butt then you gotta go-go-go down that skinny alley next to the buildinghouse!! IKNOW!! Sooperweird!!
Can you see the chunk for TEENSYGOLFBALLING!!?? Yup!! Next to that is the PARKING RODEO where your rollycar can wait for you!! This is where LAWSON TRAIL is too, butt the way in to the puppy park is like a sneaky ninjaman!! You will see!!
Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton takes a meeting with Mister River while assistant Mirabelle Merriweather watches for robot bears
Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Sure hoping you are having a soopernice daytimes so fars and stuff!! Sure am!! Plus I am hoping this shinynew park review will put some Happy in your Heart!! Plus … if you live with a puppypal close to here, maybe you will want to come see it too!! Maybe!!
Anyhoozle … I do not go-go-go to puppyparks so much onna ‘count of me being a gentleman puppy that does not like to do regular puppy-type stuff, plus also ‘cuz Mirabelly wants to be in charge of everybuddy who is there no matter how gigantical they are (‘Cuz Mirabelle is biggest - that is just science, guys), butt ‘cuz I am Parkmaster General, I still have to check out every won I can find!! Yup!! PLus …every little whiles I find won that is pretty much awesometimes!! Guys …. the INGERSOLL OFF LEAD DOG PARK is won that is for reals awesometimes!! Promiseface!!
Okeedoke!! Did you ‘member to not forget LAWSON TRAIL!!?? Well, truestory this park is squishelled right up next to LAWSON TRAIL, plus you gotta start at the same ‘zackt chunk of place to find it!! YES!! ………
‘Member this place!!?? It is for doing TEENSYGOLFBALLING, guys!! Yup!! Plus both LAWSON TRAIL plus the INGERSOLL OFF LEAD DOG PARK is just littlebits past where we are standerating right nowabouts!! ……..
Here is what you see if you turn roundabouts, guys!! That is the not so gigantical Parking Rodeo plus the skinny sorta alley you gotta take your rollycar to get to here!!
Can you see!!?? That is our rollycar’s buttparts hiding in the shadyparts!!
“HI ROCKY!!”😊❤️ ……
Butt just past the TEENSYGOLLBALLING place is THIS, guys!! This is the LAWSON TRAIL MELON (trail Head)!! Yup!! So if you go-go-go to the RIGHT paw side, you will be on the LAWSON TRAIL - that is alsotimes soopercool by the ways!!
Butt if you go-go-go to the LEFT paw side, you will find the way in to this INGERSOLL OFF LEAD PUPPY PARK!!
So this is where my review is gonna start, guys!! RIGHT HEREABOUTS!! ……….
Yes. So as you can see with your very own lookingmarbles, this is just past the LAWSON TRAIL MELON, guys!! Plus if this wordysign did not say so, prolly nobuddy would find the way in to this here puppy park!! I am not even joshing ‘cuz it is sneaky like a ninjaman for hiding ‘round these leafytrees!!
OH!! Butt ‘fore I show you where the way in is hiding, check out that greenygreen thing made out of robot parts!! You are not even gonna BLEEVE it!! ……………..
Guys!! This is sorta a poop closet for when you puppy does their chores!! Seriousface!! You take the poobag,, plus put it in the teensy poop closet at the toppest part of this squarish, greenygreeen pole thing-y!! Yup!! Then alla the chores just DISAVANISH!!
Pretty neato, amirite!!?? Sure is!! Plus I have neverever in all of evertimes seen a poop closet like this won, guys!! Nope!! Anyhoozle …. here is the way in ‘round the leafytrees!! ………….
See what I am sayings, guys!!?? It is a pretty big way in with lotsa wordysigns plus fencings plus swing-y gates and stuff, butt bleeve you me, you can’t even SEE any of this stuff from LAWSON TRAIL!!
Butt when you do get to here, you will prolly be s’prised how nice everythings is!! PROLLY!! ……………
I sure was, guys!! This puppy park is prolly not so oldentimer ‘cuz mostly everythings is in real soopergood shape!! Just lookit the fencings!! I like this kind that is made of leafytree legs!! Looks nice, plus you can see through real easybreezy!! The swing-y gates are real simple, butt work real good, plus there is TOO for getting in, so puppies who are littlebits crazybananas can’t zoomer a ’way when somebuddy opens won at a times!! Mostly all puppy parks are like that, butt this won looks waymorenicer than most I have been too!! Yes!!
If this park is oldentimer, then it sure gets lotsa lovings from somebuddy, guys!! That is for reals!! Plus soon as you get to the insideparts, you will see how come this puppy park is sooperspecial!! ………..
Guys!! It totally looks like you are wayfarout in the WILDERWILD!! I KNOW!! it is pretty ‘mazing for reals!! 'Guys … it is sooper’portant for flat-faced puppies like me plus Mirabelly that there is lotsa shadybits everywheres we go-go-go. Yes. ‘SPECIALLY in the shiny summertimes when there is big piles of sunsmiles plus lots’nlots of degrees in the outsideplace!! We can’t even go-go-go to places that have no shadyparts!! I am not even joshing!!
So THIS puppy park is perfectal!! Almostly the whole, entire place is shadyparts!! IKNOW!! Plus there is benches for buttparts …..
For your Mum plus Pop plus any peoplepals that come too!! That is ‘portant for EVERYBUDDY!! Not just flat-faced puppies like us!!
OH!! Plus even though there is lots’nlots of leafytrees, … THEY ARE STILL N’VITING MORE TO MOVERATE IN!! YUP!! ……….
Can you see!!?? There was a whole buncha junior-type leafytrees in here too!! That is awesometimes!!
Alsotimes, I wanna ‘member you that this park is right next to LAWSON TRAIL that is ‘mazing too!! Yup!! Plus, if your puppy comes to here for zoomers goofballery when it is stinkywarm, the shadybits will help a whole bunch, BUTT …. just littlebits down the trail, there is a PERFECTAL chunk where you can hang out with MISTER RIVER!! For reals!! …………
YUP!! Now … facteroid is, this chunk with MISTER RIVER is NOT in the park, BUTT … it is ‘portant to ‘member how close it is, so that makes for a waymorebetter SNORT INDEX RATING, guys!! Just sayin’!!
Butt just LOOKIT alla the leafytrees in this here puppypark!! SO MANY, guys!! ………….
Basically it is soopernice in here!! Yup!! Plus I want to say that you neverever know who is gonna come to a puppypark, ‘cuz there are goobers who come to puppy parks too, butt when me plus Mirabelly went, everybuddy we got to be inthesameplacefriends with was soopernice!! That is for PUPPIES, plus PEOPLEFRIENDS too!! Yes!!
Just so’s you know, not every chunk is full-up with leafytrees!! Nope!! There is some chunks that is wideopen with a whole lotta grassycarpet too!! Just lookit!! …………….
Look how much roominess there is, guys!! Sooperfun!! Truestory me plus Mirabelly did big piles of zoomers goofballery ‘till we were all poopered out!! Ha ha!! Was amayzazing!! Yup!! Everybuddy thought we were goofy in the brainmelon!! Hee hee!!
OH!! That ‘minds me!! I almostly forgotted to tell you there is a whole ‘nother way in too, guys!! It is at the OTHER end from where we came in!! Yup!! On the LAWSON TRAIL side too!! Pretty much it is just like the way we came in, only differenter!! ………………
Shanksh, park!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Truestory I mostly do not get too ‘cited ‘bout puppyparks ‘cuz lots’nlots of them are snoring with not so much shadybits or wet, waterystuffs for cooling off undercarriages, butt YOU have lots’nlots of shadybits, plus you are nextdoor neighbours with MISTER RIVER, plus there is even a soopernice wildertrail (LAWSON TRAIL) right nextest to you too, so … for alla those reasonings, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(3.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh everybuddy!! For coming with me plus Mirabelly for all my Park Reviews, butt mostest of alls for sharing your friendlyship with us!! It means lots’nlots!! Yes!! So ‘member to not forget that we have lots lovings for you, plus want you to stay sooperhappy, plus sooperhealthy and everythings, so keep Doop Dee Doop exploradventuring where you are plus ….
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE”
😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
PARKMASTER GENERAL OF CANADA
