VIMY RIDGE PARK
FEATURES:
Right next to busy rollycar roads!!
No fencings!!
No parking rodeo!!
It is alla ‘bout ‘MEMBERING!!
VISITED on August. 27, 2017!!
PARK REVIEW #562:
VIMY RIDGE PARK
London, Ontario, Canada
Snort Index Rating:
1.5 SNORTS!!
This park is REAL close, guys!! Only ‘bout ELEVENTY minutetimes from our foreverhome!!
It is a triangularish chunk of leftover place real close to a roundyroundy for rollycars!! Facteroid is, a real busy rollycar road is on won side, plus rumbletrain roads are on the other!! Crazybananas!!
Butt it was not even on the picturemaps!! I had to tell the GOOGLEBOT where this park was for crying out Pete!! Silly robot!!
Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️
It is your Parkmaster General, Archie Brindleton comin’ atcha with a shinynew Park Review!! Yup!! Plus this is a ‘nother won that got losted inna wonky ‘puterbox longtimes a ‘go!! For REALS!! Me plus Mirabelly founded this park wayfarback in the 2017times!! I am not even joshing!! Butt even though it is a buncha yeartimes later - IT IS STILL NOT ON THE PICTUREMAPS!! IKNOW!! So bleeve you me, I sent a whole buncha picturestories plus wordybits to the GOOGLEBOT, so’s everybuddy else knows where it is too!! YUP!!
Anyhoozle … this park is right in our Forest City, guys. Yes. It is a chunk of leftover place that our citytownsburg made into a little-ish park that - seriousface - is not so good for much, so’s they made it alla ‘bout ‘MEMBERING. Yup. So it is maybe not a ‘mazing park, butt t has a ‘portant job for making sure peoples ‘member to not forget … THE BATTLE OF VIMY RIDGE.
The Battle of Vimy Ridge was fought during the First World War from 9 to 12 April 1917. It is Canada’s most celebrated military victory — an often mythologized symbol of the birth of Canadian national pride and awareness. The battle took place on the Western Front, in northern France. The four divisions of the Canadian Corps, fighting together for the first time, attacked the ridge from 9 to 12 April 1917 and captured it from the German army. It was the largest territorial advance of any Allied force to that point in the war — but it would mean little to the outcome of the conflict. More than 10,600 Canadians were killed and wounded in the assault. Today an iconic memorial atop the ridge honours the 11,285 Canadians killed in France throughout the war who have no known graves.
VISIT THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN ENCYCLOPIDIA PAGE BY CLICKING THIS LINK
There is lots’nlots you can find on the interwebsnet ‘bout VIMY RIDGE, plus alla the peoples who did not get to come home, butt for nowabouts I am gonna just share wordybits ‘bout this here park, K? K.
Guys … this is not a great park. Nope. Sorry to say. This park is squished ‘tween a sooperbusy rollycar road, plus some rumbletrain roads!! Plus it has no fencings, plus basically not so much to do. Nope. It is alla ‘bout ‘membering VIMY RIDGE with a buncha special sculpturings, plus teensy wordysigns I will show to you!! Worstest part is … THERE IS NO PARKING RODEO!! Nope!! So if anybuddy wanted to come see the stuff for ‘memberings, it is not so easy!!
Here is what mostly alla the park looks like, guys!! It is mostly just grassycarpet plus a buncha leafytrees close to the rumbletrain roads. Butt truestory, ‘least they did put a buncha shinynew juniortrees in too!! See for your own selfs!! ……….
See what I am sayings!!?? Not so ‘citing, plus littlebits dangerous-even ‘cuz of alla the rollycar roads!! IKNOW!! Butt … like I was sayings, this park is alla ‘bout ‘membering not to forget, so lets get to that stuff, guys!!
Wayfarback close to the leafytrees plus the rumbletrain roads, there is too benches for buttparts plus some flappyflags, plus some artistical sculpturings alla ‘bout ‘membering VIMY RIDGE. Plus they are very interestingal, guys!! Have a looksee!! ……..
Plus here is a real good looksee at the little wordysigns you can brainlearn ‘bout VIMY RIDGE plus a couple of peoples who went to there that lived in my Forest City!! ………..
Very interestingal for reals, amirite!!?? Sure am!!
Guys … it is ‘portant to ‘member ‘bout how ‘portant it is to not forget ‘bout ‘portant stuff that happened wayfarback in oldendays times. Yes. VIMY RIDGE was SOOOPER’portant to my Canadaplace, plus was real ‘portant to all the peoples doing ‘fraidy fightings over there too. Yes. So … me plus Mirabelly put our buttparts just in front of the flappyflags and did lotsa thinkingthoughts ‘bout us being luckyducklings that nobuddy we know has to go-go-go wayfaraways to ‘fraidy places like that. Yes. We are full-up with SHANKSH for everybuddy who did so’s Canada can live OFF-LEAD. 😊❤️
OH!! Plus I wanted to show you won other thingy too!! Guys … this park is real close to a roundyround for rollycars that goes over the rumbletrain tracks. Yes. FORE (4) rollycar roads all meet up in the same chunk of place, plus they make a real cool roundyround with a ‘MAZING artsyfartsy sculturing in the middle!! Check it out!! …….
It is not part of VIMY RIDGE PARK< butt it is right nextdoor, plus this was won of the FIRSTEST roundyrounds they n’vented in my Forest City, so it was a big dealio, guys!! Rumbletrains go UNDERNEATH for crying out Pete!! Oh!! Plus the sculpture-thingy of aeriobirdieplanes TURNS round ‘n round when the blusterpuffs push it!! Yup!! Pretty neato!! Anyhoozle …..
SHANKSH, PARK!! Truestory you are not so great for HappyFunTimes or zoomers goofballery, butt you are doing a ‘mazing job at helperating everybuddy to ‘member to not forget. Yes!! So ‘cuz of THAT, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF …
(1.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5) !!
Shanksh, guys!! It is sooperfun to share my Park Reviews with you, plus I am getting waymorecloser to (600 Park Reviews) sooperfast and everythings!! Yup!! So waymorelots are coming!! Bleeve you me!! Plus, somethings ELSE to ‘member to not forget is that THE NATUREMAMA luvluvloves you, plus that DOOP DEE DOOP exploradventuring is good for all your parts!! Seriousface!! It’s SCIENCE, guys!! So ……
“GET TO THE OUTSIDEPLACE!!”
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Signed,
Archibald Flubberford Brindleton,
Parkmaster General of Canada
