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iknowrite!!?? [ahynohrahyt] 


  • an expression typically used to ask a rhetorical question after another makes a positive or supportive statement. A rhetorical question is a figure of speech in the form of a question that is asked in order to make  a point rather than to elicit an answer: statement: "Your friend sure is pretty, Archie." response: "Iknowrite!!??" Within Archie's vernacular it typically appears with two explanation marks followed by two question marks when written. 

incorporational companybusiness ©

inthesameplacefriend © [in-th 'uh-seym-pleys-frend] 

noun 🌟

  • a person Archie has met face-to-face, been introduced to, and shared a location with. 
"Me plus Mirabelle went to the puppy festival plus we made gigantical big piles of shinynew inthesameplacefriends!! Yes!!" 

the insideplace ©

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jamalade ©

jammypants [jam-ee pants] 

noun 🌟

  • nightynightimes garment specifically worn to bed during sleep-time hours. (for Archie and Mirabelle this is typically from 8-9PM to 8-9AM) 
  • for canines, most often a onesie of loose, baggy or stretchy fabric with an opening around the "bum trumpet" and "undercarriage" area such that the puppy can "do their chores" without removing the garment. 
"Nightynightimes, everybuddy!! Me plus Mirabelle are wearing our cozywarm  jammypants so The OldWinterman can't make us chillybilly when we are in the dreamingplace!! Yes!!" 


josh © [josh]

verb 🌟

  • to speak in a playful or merry way stating something amusing or ridiculous in place of fact; to present nonsense as reality. 
  • to "put one over" or "fool" someone into believing something that is not true. 
" Guys!! Guys!! Soon as I am tall e 'nuff I am gonna get my rollycar license then me plus Mirabelle are gonna drive allover everywheres to make everybuddy our inthesameplacefriends!! I am not even joshing you!!" 

josher ©

juniorpeoples ©

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Larry plus Chubby Joe © [Lair-ee and chuhb-ee joh]


  • Both Larry and Chubby Joe are squirrels who live in Archie's 'roundthebackyard and are often discovered by Archie arguing with each other. although Archie does not speak "squirrel", he claims to understand everything they say and is certain they swear a lot. Larry is a mottled dark brown colour and Chubby joe is black with an abbreviated tail. The story goes that Chubby Joe blames Larry for whatever happened to his tail and has never gotten over it. 

learningschool © [lur-ning-skool] 


  • an institution where instruction is given, especially to persons under college age (aka a "school").

Legs Mclaughlin  © [leg s muh-glock-lin]  

formal name

  • Legs Mclaughlin is the name of a huge arachnid that lives inside an unusual tree near the swamp areas of Komoka Trails Provincial Park. Archie has only mentioned "Legs" a few times, and describes him as both surly and mischievous. He seems to enjoy scaring unsuspecting people who wander near his tree trunk home. 
  • Legs was first discovered by Archie's Pop while making the film "Unearthly". Pop was dressing, or "decking" the area in preparation of filming in that area when "Legs" suddenly emerged from a hollow part of the tree. 

"See that HOLE in the side of that sleepytree!!?? Well inside is the BIGGEST SPIDERPERSON I HAVE SEEN IN EVERTIMES!! SERIOUSFACE!! HE IS CRAZYBANANAS BIG!! Yes!!  He is a soopernice guy, but he luvs to scare peoples walking by!!"

leolion kittyking ©

lickerator ©

lighteningbulb © [lahy-ten-ing-buhlbnoun

  • a glass bulb containing a gas, such as argon or nitrogen, at low pressure and enclosing a thinmetal filament that emits light when an electric current is passed through it (aka "light bulb" or sometimes shortened to just "bulb").  

Limo and Ballpark Frank  [lim-oh] formal name

  • fictional dachshund characters Archie refers to regularly. Limo and Ballpark Frank always appear together and the two get into many misadventures that Archie then enjoys sharing with his friends and followers. Limo and Ballpark Frank are apparently avid sports fans.

likeamendation © [lahyk-ah-men-dey-shuh n] 

noun 🌟

  • representation in favour of a person or thing.
  • the act of saying that someone or something is good and deserves to be chosen.
  • a suggestion or proposal as to the best course of action, especially one put forward by an authoritative body:
"I gave this park five snorts on my Snort Index Rating, guys!! That is my most highest likeamendation!!" 


listenator earparts ©


lub © [luhb] 

noun 🌟

  • a unit of weight and of mass, varying in different periods and countries.
  • To the best of anyone's knowledge, this is Archie's interpretation of the standard abbreviation of the word "pound" (lb.)
"One time I used to be full of 28 lubs, butt now I only have twenty-five lubs of burly manliness!! Yup!!"

luckyduckling ©

luvluvlove © [luhvluhvluhv]

verb 🌟

  • to have a profoundly tender, passionate affection for. 

* Archie often employs the principal referred to as the "magic of three" in his wordybits. Groups of three are often deemed more interesting and effective than any other multiples in all artistic disciplines . Visual artists often employ threes to create superior composition and writers also use groups of three to make writing sound more rhythmical and to convey images or ideas more effectively. The following "tricolons" are examples of the "magic of three": 

  • “Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." (Benjamin Franklin)
  • "Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” (US Declaration of Independence)
  • “Peace, order and good government” (Canadian Constitution Act)
  • “A happy life is one spent in learning, earning, and yearning.” (actress Lillian Gish)
  • "Government of the people, by the people, for the people." (Abraham Lincoln)
"Nightynightimes, everybuddy. Me plus Mirabelle luvluvlove you guys. Sooperlots, even. ❤ ❤ ❤"

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maximum mostest © [mak-suh-muh 'm-moh-stist] 


  • the greatest quantity or amount possible, assignable, allowable, etc. but much more than merely "the maximum" or "the most". 

'mazing © [mey-zing] 


  1. Adjective: causing great surprise or sudden wonder. Can often be used in conjunction with other expressive words such as sooper to form new, more intensely expressive words such as  "sooper'mazing". 
  2. Interjection: an exclamation of surprise, wonder, pleasure, or the like.

melonbone ©

melonsock ©

Mickey French © [mik-ee french]

fictional character

  • the lead character in Archie's "noir-ish" mystery stories, Mickey French: Private Lookingmarble. Mickey French is a (sort-of) tough-guy private investigator who lives in BigTown and is described as living in a gritty world with "no rainbowparts" (colour). The entire series innocently mimics the black and white film noir genre made famous by films such as The Maltese Falcon

Mirabelle Roseblossom Merriweather ©

MisterRiver © [mis-ter-iv-er] 


  • This is how Archie refers to the river that runs through his home city of London, Ontario, Canada. It is officially named the Thames River. He always speaks of MisterRiver very fondly and states firmly they are great friends. Archie claims to know how to speak "riverspeak" and believes that the words "burble urble urble" mean "You are my friend" in that language. Archie is not a swimmer, but enjoys wading into MisterRiver during the warm months and describes the act as being "hugged" by his river friend. Archie is very aware of how dangerous rivers can be during the cold and winter months and keeps his distance then, while urging his friends and followers to do the same. 

Mitch the Tree (Komoka Trails) ©

molassachusetts ©

monkeyclimber ©

moonface ©

motorvate © [moh-ter-veyt


  • to proceed or work rapidly or energetically.

motorvation [moh-ter-vey-shuh n]


  • the act or an instance of motivating, or providing with a reason to act in a certain way: I don't  understand what her motervation was for quitting her job.


musicsound [moo-ziksound] 


  • any sweet, pleasing, or harmonious sounds or sound. 

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The NatureMama © [th uh ney-cher-mah-muh] 

noun 🌟

  • a personification of the forces of nature as a controlling and regulating maternal being,   perceived by Archie as a creative and caring source of unconditional love.
  • Archie often refers to the NatureMama's "babies" which he believes to include all of nature including flowers, trees, streams and even wildlife. 
"Spending times in the outsideplace with The NatureMama plus all her babies is my most favoritist thing to do!!" 

nicklebits ©

nightynightimes © [nahy-tee-nahy-tahymz] 

  1. INTERJECTION: an expression of farewell used in parting at nighttime or when going to sleep.

  2. NOUN: the time at which Archie and Mirabelle usually go to bed (approx. 8-9 pm) 

no joshing © [no josh-ing


  • an expression used to punctuate a statement by way of affirmation, assertion or solemn earnestness. Used interchangeably with "truestory", "for reals" and "seriousface" or in conjunction with any or all of those variations for greater effect.  

no rainbowparts © [noh reyn-bohpahrts]  


  • displaying only black and white tones; without colour, as a picture or chart: a black-and-white photograph.

noseasaurus © [nohz--uh-sawr-us] 


  • any of several large, thick-skinned, perissodactyl mammals of the family Rhinocerotidae, of Africa and India, having one or two upright horns on the snout (aka a "rhinoceros"): all rhinoceroses are now endangered.

not even ©

'nother ©

nowabouts ©

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oinkenporker © [oingk n pohr-ker]

noun 🌟

  • any stout, cloven-hoofed artiodactyl of the Old World family Suidae, having a thick hide sparsely covered with coarse hair, a disk-like snout, and and often short, tasseled tail. 
  • more commonly referred to as a hog, pig, swine, or in the wild, a boar. 
"Mirabelle slow down with your yummysummies!! You are eating like an oinkenporker, you silly puppy!!" 

The OldWinterman © [th uh ohld-winterman]  


oooOOOooo!! [ooo-OOO-ooo] 

interjection 🌟

  • an expression used to convey excitement or the act of being surprised or impressed. Typically followed by two exclamation points when used in print. When vocalizing the expression it is important to place the emphasis on the middle "ooo"s and to slightly increase your volume with the emphasis. 
"ooooOOOoooo!! Mirabelle got a letterlope in the mailingbox this morningtimes!! Wonder who it is from and stuff!!" 

ooze © [ooz]

verb 🌟

  • to sleep or nap in such a relaxed state as to slowly migrate the distance of one body length onto a lower space and into an even more relaxed state. 
  • to unconsciously slide off of one piece of furniture onto an adjacent, lower piece of furniture or (most commonly) onto the floor.  
" Mirabelle started her nappingtimes in the puffybed guys, butt now she has oozed allaways onto the floor!! Ha ha!!" 

the outerspaceplace ©

the outsideplace ©

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paddlepuss © [pad-l-poo s] 


  • a small, aquatic, egg-laying monotreme, Ornithorhynchus anatinus, of Australia and Tasmania, having webbed feet, a tail like that of a beaver, a sensitive bill resembling that of a duck, and, in adult males, venom-injecting spurs on the ankles of the hind limbs, used primarily for fighting with other males during the breeding season (aka a platypus).

pants © [pants] 

noun / term

  • a term used to describe the prevailing emotional tone of another person. 
  • the concept suggests that a person's prevailing mood is determined by the type of pants they are wearing at the time. 
"Mirabelle, are you wearing your saucy pants this morningtimes!!??"
"Mirabelle is wearing her grumpy pants 'cuz she did not get to see her friendlyboy, Marcel!!" 

partmenthouse ©


peoplefriends ©

perfectal © [per-fek-tawl] 


  • entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfectal apple; the perfectal crime.

picturedrawing ©

picturemovie ©

picturepainting ©

picturepaper ©

picturestory ©

picturetographer © [pik-cher-tog-ruh-fer] 


pirate red © [pahy-ruh t red] 

noun 🌟

  • pirate red is a very specific, yet fictional shade of red that Archie believes will give anything painted with that colour supernatural speed. Pirate red is featured predominantly within the world of his pirate adventure series Captain Flubberbeard's Tails of the Red Boat and within that series of short stories, only the lead character, Captain Flubberbeard and his crew know the secret to mixing the exclusive and magical "pirates only" colour. The famous Red Boat featured in the series is painted pirate red and is by far the fastest ship in that world. As described in the first adventure of the series, the more coats of pirate red that are applied to a vehicle, the faster it will be capable of travelling. Even in the real world, Archie firmly believes that anything red in colour is faster than the same item in any other colour. He wears a pirate red collar and is certain that because of that, he is the fastest gentleman puppy alive. 
"Everything is faster when it is Pirate Red!!" 

pokeypine ©

poopcloset © [poop kloz-it] 

noun 🌟

  • more commonly referred to as porta-potties, port-a-Johns, or portaloos, poopclosets are simple portable enclosures containing a chemical toilet (a toilet bowl filled with disinfectant instead of water) which are typically used as a temporary toilet for construction sites or large gatherings because of their durability and convenience.
  • Most poopclosets have black open-front U-shaped toilet seats with a cover. They are often constructed out of lightweight moldedplastic.
"This puppy park is 'MAZING, guys!! It even has a poopcloset for peoples to do chores in too!!" 


poserate © [pohz-uh-reyt] 


  • to place in a suitable position or attitude for a picture, photograph (picturestory) tableau, or the like. 

prolly © [prol-ee] 

adverb 🌟

  • in all likelihood; very likely; almost certain: He will prolly be there. 
  • often used by Archie as an exclamation to end a particular thought or exchange. 
"Prolly If Pop brings snacks it will be my most favoritist nori sticks!! Prolly!" 

promiseface ©

puddlemuck © [puhd-l-muhk] 


  • wet, soft earth or earthy matter, as on the ground after rain, at the bottom of a pond, or along the banks of a river; "mire", "muck" or "mud". 

puddlepond © [puhd-l-pond] 

noun 🌟

  • a body of water smaller than a lake, sometimes artificially formed, as by damming a stream, or even in reference to an architectural feature such as a swimming pool.
"Pop took me plus Mirabelle allaways a 'round the Westminster Puddlepond guys!! Yup!! We saw duckies plus goosies plus a grumpy old fisherman who smelled like tunajuice!! Ha ha!!" 

punch right in the emotions

'puterbox ©